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   Max Is:   
   	- Doing very smoothly, for us.  Snapping his fingers was bad.   
   	   
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Fred Thompson unveiled his campaign slogan, ``United in our   
   core beliefs''.  If it works he'll spin off, ``United in our core   
   beliefs: Special Victims Unit.''   
   	   
   	+ Gads, is that really his slogan?  That's not a campaign   
   slogan, that's one of the team-building mottos for a demoralized   
   company.   
   	   
   	- Bush is dumb!  Chinese president Hu invited Bush to the 2008   
   Olympics; Bush is busy but would like the 2009 Olympics.   
   	   
   	- Bush is dumb!  Bush says he would not discriminate against a   
   person on basis of his gaydom or gayhood.  It's the price of living in a   
   gayocracy.   
   	   
   	- Osama bin Laden is dying his beard to look younger.  Just   
   today he joined match.com.   
   	   
   	- Larry Craig gay sex gay.  He wants to appeal his conviction on   
   the grounds his attorney wasn't present; now he brings at least one   
   attorney into each stall.   
   	   
   	- There's a Hillary Clinton nutcracker novelty doll.  Hillary   
   calls it silly; Bill calls it chillingly lifelike.   
   	   
   	- Someone in the audience tries taking a flash picture.  She   
   gets it.  She does a charcoal sketch.   
      
      
   Late Night New York Tourism Tips:   
   	- Tickets are always available for less-popular Broadway shows,   
   'Steven Seagal's One Man's Salute to Steven Seagal'; 'Mickey Rooney in   
   Annie'; OJ Simpson's 'If I Did It: The Musical'.   
   	   
   	- Cast iron souvenirs are popular.  Statue of Liberty;   
   Peep-O-Rama; Rat eating out of an old Chinese food container, with   
   beautiful detail; Wino peeing against a wall on 53rd street.   
   	   
   	- Some black tourists claim cabs don't stop for them.  A new   
   product can help: Back Honky!  A mannequin of a white guy on your back   
   to signal the cabbie.  I like this joke.   
   	   
   	- A guy in the audience has a tip for people thinking to come   
   see the show while you're here: don't come see the show while you're   
   here.  (Wasn't this the -tastic guy?)   
   	   
   	- If you see a celebrity don't freak out however excited you   
   are.  At an elevator, nobody freaks out for Conan O'Brien.  Conan   
   harasses someone over a text message and insists on signing a guy's   
   shirt.   
   	   
   	- Some tourists are afraid of wearing New York t-shirts.  But   
   some people do: see Abe Vigoda in I (Heart) NY shirt and Statue of   
   Liberty foam hat.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)