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|    5 September 2007 - Alan Alda, Dinosaur J    |
|    06 Sep 07 23:30:24    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Alan Alda:        + Alan Alda gets second place?                - Two books in two years; Alda thinks this falls short of prolific. Last       time he'd mentioned, he almost died in Chile, but a wonderful doctor pulled       him through. He got more interested in life from it, much like Governor       Corzine. He wanted to pay        attention to everything, leading to a weird life. He likes oatmeal.                - He likes good Irish steel-cut Irish oatmeal, which takes 40 minutes and       requires an old lady to stir with a wood spoon. He thought to make a vat the       beginning of the week and microwave it. In the microwave it dinged, he took       it out, and he realized,        he didn't know where the three minutes of microwaving went. What happened to       those 180 seconds? Could he overthink putting on shoes and socks and try       making that more efficient? He tried alternate methods and saved ten       seconds. Sleep in his shoes        with oatmeal on his chest? He took it too far. So how can he make every       second count usefully?                - Public speaking: he feels alive if scared. A commencement exercise where       doctors talk, speaking at Monticello to historians about Jefferson -- to       people who'd written any book he might read, the grand rounds lecture at a       psychiatric hospital. What        to talk about there? Celebrity and its discontents. It's interesting       suddenly becoming famous and he had a hard time with it; surely Conan knows       that. People grabbed his clothing. Waking up to see people in his room       glaring at him. Or choking him.        Conan doesn't get that except from James Lipton. But the choking stalker was       Alda's anxiety fantasy.                - Fame can be dangerous. He was doing Scientific American Frontiers in Pisa       (Conan was there in summer; asks if Alda has seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa,       as there are so many other reasons to go to Pisa). Warning: the tower if it       falls over will        explode. They go past the point people are allowed, for safety's sake --       Alda's an exception.                + That's potentially true, by the way: campanilles similar to the Leaning       Tower of Pisa essentially exploded -- with cracks running their entire height       leading to sudden collapse -- in 1902 and 1989. With the Leaning Tower of       Pisa now propped back up a        half degree closer to vertical it's believed unlikely to fall over, so that if       it does collapse, it'll be by a fracture making the building collapse. Most       likely starting on the second floor where the spiral staircase meets the       doorway.                - When M*A*S*H was on the FBI warned a Florida woman escaped from a       psychiatric institution with a gun to revenger herself on Alda and Clint       Eastwood. It wasn't Alda that did horrible things to her; it was Eastwood.                     Dinosaur Jr:        - From 'Beyond': My guess is the song is 'It's Me', based on the lyrics that       seem to be often asking `is it all me?'              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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