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|    10 September 2007 - Paul Giamatti, Audie    |
|    11 Sep 07 23:45:31    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Paul Giamatti:        - Conan's a big fan. They did something strange to him. Many       actors will have to put on bald wigs and ugly makeup; he just looks like       himself.                - He had to go to the Academy Awards looking awful. Conan gets       disappointed expressions when the rain makes his Merv droop.                - Giamatti plays an over-the-top bad guy, even getting to kill a       baby. He loved watching while people cheered his death on screen.                - Giamatti was closely supervised with the prop gun, as he may       have given the impression of being dangerous with the prop. His kung-fu       was cut too. Conan would be self-conscious about cut scenes.                - In a rare move he introduced comedy to a high-action film with       a loopily over-the-top villain.                - Next movie: he's Fred Claus, a Santa Claus.                     Audience Questions:        - I grind my teeth at night: should I get a bite guard moulded       to my upper or my lower teeth?        It doesn't make much difference; but contact between the tongue       and plate anecdotally may lead to more drool. If that's an issue try       the upper plate.                - Her husband wants a vasectomy; is that allowed under Jewish       law?        Conan thinks no, even if it's reversible, as he's cut the flow       of his seed. He cites the literature.                - Somebody strapped six pounds of C-4 to my chest and it goes       off in 14 seconds. How do I stop it?        Pull the blue and the yellow wire out at the exact same time.                - ( Cameraman ) I've been working here everyday for 14 years and       talked to you at every Christmas party. What's my name?        ... Ben? ...        ( His reaction makes it unclear whether Conan was 'right',       although it's expanded on in the commercial outro that 'Ben' is upset       Conan was wrong. )                      --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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