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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   10 September 2007 - Alyson Hannigan, Bad   
   11 Sep 07 23:45:48   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Alyson Hannigan:   
   	- She liked freckles as a child, but is tired of them.  The   
   color of one freckle is a great tan.   
   	   
   	- She's a pogo stick exerciser.  Instead of a spring it's   
   pneumatic.  You can jump ... not quite over a car, yet.  It's a great   
   exercise, maybe from the work, maybe from laughing.   
   	   
   	- There should be a National Pogo Stick To Work Day.  There   
   would be more accidents, but they would be funny.  Conan laughs on the   
   treadmill.  He could jump over buildings to get to work (not Conan's   
   whimsy).   
   	   
   	- Halloween is her family's biggest party.  They get 1500-2000   
   children trick-or-treting.  Their first year in the neighborhood they   
   had 1700 bars and ran out early.  Conan tries to get her to say where   
   this is.   
   	   
   	- She gives lollipops to people who come back for seconds.  Her   
   husband wants to give out toothbrushes.  She threatens to give radishes   
   in Conan's name.   
   	   
   	- She insists on having a costume or a good story.  One kid was   
   just in a T-shirt; his story was just ``uh''.  She insisted on a story.   
   He took one of the rocks from the table and started walking away.  She   
   was dressed as Spider-Man and leapt over the table; she slid faster than   
   she meant over the table to try getting the rock, and he dropped the   
   rock and ran.  If he'd just said ``I'm an Abercrombie and Fitch Model''   
   it would've worked.   
   	   
   	- They get into puppy dog faces; Conan's puppy dog face would be   
   taken to the vet.  It's a ``sue the breeder'' face, which Conan's   
   parents should love to hear.   
      
      
   Bad Religion:   
   	- From 'New Maps of Hell': New Dark Ages, I'm betting.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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