Forums before death by AOL, social media and spammers... "We can't have nice things"
|    alt.fan.conan-obrien    |    Underrated late-night TV genius    |    6,300 messages    |
[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]
|    Message 5,346 of 6,300    |
|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    10 September 2007 - Alyson Hannigan, Bad    |
|    11 Sep 07 23:45:48    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Alyson Hannigan:        - She liked freckles as a child, but is tired of them. The       color of one freckle is a great tan.                - She's a pogo stick exerciser. Instead of a spring it's       pneumatic. You can jump ... not quite over a car, yet. It's a great       exercise, maybe from the work, maybe from laughing.                - There should be a National Pogo Stick To Work Day. There       would be more accidents, but they would be funny. Conan laughs on the       treadmill. He could jump over buildings to get to work (not Conan's       whimsy).                - Halloween is her family's biggest party. They get 1500-2000       children trick-or-treting. Their first year in the neighborhood they       had 1700 bars and ran out early. Conan tries to get her to say where       this is.                - She gives lollipops to people who come back for seconds. Her       husband wants to give out toothbrushes. She threatens to give radishes       in Conan's name.                - She insists on having a costume or a good story. One kid was       just in a T-shirt; his story was just ``uh''. She insisted on a story.       He took one of the rocks from the table and started walking away. She       was dressed as Spider-Man and leapt over the table; she slid faster than       she meant over the table to try getting the rock, and he dropped the       rock and ran. If he'd just said ``I'm an Abercrombie and Fitch Model''       it would've worked.                - They get into puppy dog faces; Conan's puppy dog face would be       taken to the vet. It's a ``sue the breeder'' face, which Conan's       parents should love to hear.                     Bad Religion:        - From 'New Maps of Hell': New Dark Ages, I'm betting.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]
(c) 1994, bbs@darkrealms.ca