From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   String Dance!   
   Max is:   
   	- Unsettling.  Let's forget that whole thing just happened.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- General Petraeus testified about the Iraq war; some claim Bush   
   wrote his answers, like the one about ``surge-eriffic'', because Bush is   
   dumb.   
   	   
   	- Jewish groups are upset Bush issued Rosh Hashanah greetings   
   over a week early.  Bush says he'll make up for it by sending them all   
   something nice for Christmas, because Bush is dumb.   
   	   
   	- China is recalling tens of thousands of Chinese condoms.  But   
   the label says clearly, ``lead-painted for your pleasure''.   
   	   
   	- Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got in a fight and the police   
   questioned Kid Rock.  He had the right to remain stupid.  Conan will add   
   laughs later.  The machine is too expensive to do applause.   
   	   
   	- Britney Spears showed for rehearsal three hours late with a   
   frozen margarita in her hand; she said it wasn't for her, it was for her   
   kids.  Because Britney Spears is a reckless dope.   
   	   
      
   The Audience Cheers The Desk   
      
      
   Late Night Is Online With Limited Commercial Interruption;   
   	- Product plug mentions for Cadillac, Dell, Budweiser Select,   
   Kay Jewelers, Ziploc bags Conan.  Ziploc bags to you too Max.  Conan   
   licks a Diet Dr Pepper can.  This is odd to see while I'm drinking Diet   
   Dr Pepper.   
      
      
   Pierre Bernard's Commercial of Rage:   
   	- For the Sherwood Inn in Garnett, Kansas.   
   	   
   	- A reclining Bernard, from TV's Late Night with Conan o'brien,   
   works up quite the appetite.  So he leans back and snaps his bowling   
   shoes together, ``there's no taste like home cooking''.  Then in what is   
   clearly not ADR'd dialogue the waitress talks abot him being back, and   
   advertises the buffet bar and dessert bar with ice cream.  They point to   
   some local celebrity (Leroy van Dyke), and there's a malt shop that's   
   the coolest place in Garnett with the best milkshakes.   
   	   
   	- He wants to do a La-Z-Boy commercial, but they won't pay him   
   now that he'll clearly work for a chicken wing and a frozen pot pie.   
   	   
   	- He was paid in food.  Very good food.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)