From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Max Is:   
   	- Giggling like someone who'd be asked to leave a schoolyard.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Bush spoke about Iraq.  It aired on all three networks and was   
   secretly taped by the New England Patriots.   
   	   
   	- The Patriots were penalized for cheating.  The coach had to   
   give up a first-round draft pick and quarterback Tom Brady had to give   
   up one of his supermodels.   
   	   
   	- Arnold Schwarzenegger said if Republicans want to win they   
   have to become more like him.  Today, Mitt Romney gave a speech with a   
   dozen walnuts in his mouth.  Because Arnold eats a sausage.   
   	   
   	- Britney Spears may be on the Emmy awards to apologize.  Then   
   she'll be on the Grammys to apologize for her performance at the Emmys.   
      
   	   
   	- OJ Simpson was questioned by Las Vegas police over a recent   
   break-in.  He said he hopes this doesn't hurt his image as a double   
   murderer.   
   	   
   	- Yesterday a homeless man told Colin Ferrel it was his   
   birthday; Ferrel bought him $2,000 worth of clothes.  People who   
   witnessed it said they'd never seen Steven Seagal so happy.   
      
      
   Walkover: It had action and movement.  Let's hear it again.  It's   
   ``Scorpio''.  It's so exciting.  Max doesn't know where it's from.  He's   
   actually being honest.  It's a Quinn-Martin Production.   
      
      
      
   Dr Phil Interview:   
   	- Leona Helmsley left nothing to her children, but $12 million   
   to her Maltese, Trouble.  Someone's already sued Trouble.  Dr Phil   
   interviewed the guy interviewing Trouble.   
   	   
   	- A clip.  Trouble Helmsley is the mother of your child?  (It's   
   Triumph.)  He wants the inheritance for the kids.  (It sounds like   
   you're trying to board the train and you forgot your passport.)  Don't   
   start that metaphor stuff.  Triumph has various pictures of him mounting   
   her or getting oral sex from her.  ``Here we are on Harvey Weinstein.''   
      
   	   
   	- I always say the best psychologists are the ones sponsored by   
   Mop N Glow!  Triumph has a Troubleina.  (You're just trying to paint a   
   shed and you forgot your brush.)  Please do not keep doing that Foghorn   
   Leghorn krunk.  Here's Leona.  (It's an innocent kitten that you stuck a   
   wig on and dragged out here.  You are sick!)   
   	   
   	- Am I really or is it the people who allowed this to happen?   
   Letting TV exploit people while pretending to help them?  Who's the sick   
   one?  (You.)  Look, I'll cut you in for a million.  Half a million.   
   Twenty dollars and a box of fish sticks.  Maury Povich would be licking   
   Triumph's balls.  Calling you a doctor is like calling Nick Nolte a   
   health nut.   
   	   
   	- What happened to Sally Jesse Raphael?  Now that was a guy you   
   could trust!  (Sally Jesse was a woman.)  Triumph does a Saturday Night   
   Live-sketch vomit.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)