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   Why hand out airhorns to the audience?   
   Max Is:   
   	- Looking nice in a sort-of olivey summery sort-of summery   
   outfit.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- OJ Simpson was arrested for armed robbery in connection with a   
   Las Vegas hotel break-in.  Simpson was thrilled when arrested and said,   
   ``I still got it.''   
   	   
   	- He was questioned by police and maintains his innocence,   
   saying it's ``not murder-y enough''.   
   	   
   	- Mexico president Vincente Fox says George W Bush's Spanish is   
   at grade-school level, which didn't hurt Bush's feelings as Fox made the   
   comments in Spanish.  Thought he was complimented on his sombrero, as   
   Bush is dumb.   
   	   
   	- The Director of National Intelligence asked Congress to just   
   let him do all the spying on Americans that he's doing already.  He   
   admits he got the idea from the New England Patriots.   
   	   
   	- A fight promoter wants Kid Rock and Tommy Lee to face off in a   
   boxing ring.  He's offering them a million dollars.  They said that's   
   fine, but they'd have settled for some beer and a Slim jim.  Or just one   
   Slim Jim.   
   	   
   	- The bathroom stall of Larry Craig's arrest has become a   
   tourist attraction with people taking their pictures there.  And for   
   $10, Craig will autograph your penis.  Larry Craig gay gay gay.   
   Initials.   
   	   
   	- Britney Spears is reckless.  She'll fight for custody of her   
   kids as they mean the world to her, which is why she keeps showing the   
   world where they came from.   
      
      
   Breaking News   
   	- It's rare that No Bail gets a woo from the crowd.   
   	   
   	- Conan has wordlessly learned from his arm-crossed producer   
   that Timmy's in a well, Simpson's escaping from a little model of   
   Independence Hall, stolen a police car, stopped at a Ford dealership,   
   bought a black Ford Bronco, now he pulls into a Maaco auto-body paint   
   store, and pulls out in a white Bronco.  This is over the formica-tiled   
   toy section of Las Vegas.   
      
      
   They Won An Emmy For Writing!   
   	- And Conan finally married LaBamba.  No one does uncomfortable   
   on camera like him.   
   	   
   	- They're all jet lagged, so they'll just rerun the bit from San   
   Francisco Week where Conan goes to a Napa Valley winery.   
      
   	- See 2 May 2007 - Robin Williams, The Glide Ensemble.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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