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   Max Is:   
   	- Creepy as always.  They're wearing matching suits.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- One of the men allegedly robbed by OJ Simpson won't press charges, and in   
   exchange, Simpson won't double-murder the man.   
   	   
   	- John Kerry was heckled during a speech, and the heckler was subdued with a   
   taser.  The man said it was still better than sitting through an entire John   
   Kerry speech.   
   	   
   	- Britney Spears is reckless.  Her management company has dropped her.  Her   
   kids said, ``Now you know how it feels.''   
   	   
   	- The Wall Street Journal says Bill Bellachek can legally deduct the $500,000   
   fine he has to pay for spying on the Jets, which is why his first rule is   
   ``when fined by the NFL for cheating, always get a receipt.''   
   	   
   	- Larry King is old.  Doctors began an autopsy on a man, who came back to   
   life.  You can hear about it tomorrow night when the man goes back to hosting   
   Larry King Live.   
   	   
   	- The FBI announced earlier this year they investigated rumors of a hit on   
   Kevin Federline.  They heard an insulting comment about him wrong.   
   	   
   	- 25 years ago today the first smiley was used in an online conversation.    
   Inventor Scott Fahlman is shown.  It's also the 25th anniversary of the first   
   time a person lied about their age and gender, and here's a picture of its   
   inventor, Naked Max    
   Weinberg.  In Conan's chair.   
      
      
   Conan and Max are wearing the same suit:   
   	- Conan determines it's [ Wardrobe Supervisor ] Bruce Brumage's fault.  Conan   
   thinks they look like a law firm.  Max just had a stroke.  Conan should wear   
   something tangerine with a green shirt and a beanie.  Conan portrays Brumage   
   as Charles Nelson    
   Reilley.  Brumage won't come.   
      
      
   Mark Pender on OJ Simpson:   
   	o/`   
   	OJ you're going back to court   
   	To answer for your crimes   
   	It's going to be an uphill battle   
   	Without Johnny Cochran's rhymes   
   	Oh OJ OJ   
   	I hope your new trial never stops   
   	Cause Court TV can really blow   
   	When it's just reruns of Cops   
   	OJ!  Yeah !  OJ!  Yeah!  Yeah!  Yeah!   
   	Baby Juice what did you do?   
   	o/`   
      
      
   Quackers:   
   	- Conan explains this in detail.   
   	   
   	- Quackers Sitcom Promo segment rerun.   
   	   
   	- Quackers's First Movie, as an action star:   
   		Spy types in a parking garage handing over the money at gunpoint in trade   
   for something to eat.  (This made me gag.)  Did he forget to mention it was   
   radioactive?  And Quackers has a vomit reflex.  Action breaks out.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)