From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Brad Garrett:   
   	- Who steals their own memorabilia?  Why not just buy a football   
   and sign it?   
   	   
   	- Congratulations on the Emmy win.   
   	   
   	- Garrett's singe again.  He doesn't like it.  He's had the   
   worst date in -- how long has Conan been dating?  Conan's been married   
   five and a half years.   
   	   
   	- Garrett had a date with a foreign woman.  They were going to   
   go to brunch, she saw his place and he needed an area rug, so they went   
   to a Parisian rug store (Persian, that should be).  Rugs that size weigh   
   about sixty pounds each, and they tried out three rugs when he had a wee   
   embarrassing burst of flatulence.  He was embarrassed for the rest of   
   the day.  The maitre d' asked if she wanted to sit inside, she insisted   
   on outside.   
   	   
   	- He's shy.  Most circus people are.  He got in a paparazzi   
   scuffle.  His signed photograph on eBay goes for $4.00; what could   
   paparazzi possibly get?   
   	   
   	- So they were on a date, sushi, he stopped drinking a decade   
   ago because he was standing in a hall with one shoe on and stealing a   
   stranger's sandwich.  He said to himself, if he's going to continue like   
   this, he's going to need mayonnaise.   
   	   
   	- So in this interaction he thought he was about to get lucky   
   with a Jewish woman, she was hiding behind a Volvo from the paparazzi,   
   he opened the passenger door and there was no one there.  He 'gingerly   
   moved' a camera out of the way, and it got a little big since he's like   
   the Hulk.   
      
      
      
   Duke, the Light Night Rescue Dog   
   	- Conan's life is in danger, there's a loose spotlight about to   
   come down!   
   	   
   	- Duffy, the Other Late Night Dog: Duke caused the spotlight to   
   fall, as he has a hero complex and has to create fictional emergencies   
   so he can step in and be a hero.  He has proof, a video with Duke in an   
   adorable construction helmet.   
   	   
   	- But who was helping Duke raise the light?  Brad Garrett!  Brad   
   and Duke go way back and they used to have a three-card Monte scam on   
   11th avenue.  He has proof.   
   	   
   	- Garret has an unflattering characterization for just what   
   Duffy is.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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