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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   19 September 2007 - Joy Behar, Rogue Wav   
   20 Sep 07 01:52:18   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Joy Behar:   
   	- Her daughter got married.  She was a little verklempt,   
   particularly when they were pronounced married and broke the glass for   
   no reason.  It was different from her wedding.   
   	   
   	- She was Italian, marrying a Jewish guy not as tall as Brad   
   Garrett.  They did the Catholic marriage, and her husband couldn't be at   
   the altar.  So they went to Great Neck at a tent and her family was   
   shocked by the whole Jewish experience.  They thought the cantor was the   
   entertainment.  She names Dick Valone (sp?) whom Conan mentions as   
   having been on The Dick Van Dyke Show playing Dick Valone.  (I can't   
   easily confirm this; someone with a good Dick Van Dyke Show episode   
   guide will need to review it.)   
   	   
   	- She hasn't danced that much since her divorce was final.   
   Barbara Walters compared the wedding to The Sopranos wedding; she's   
   never been frisked before a wedding before.   
   	   
   	- The husband's family is in the funeral home business, so they   
   were responsible for the flowers.   
   	   
   	- Rosie O'Donnell left The View and wrote a book.  Years ago   
   Behar worked at a mental hospital, so she was prepared.  But it was   
   stressful enough she got shingles.  (Conan had shingles in his eyes when   
   he was first in the TV business.)  They're caused by sun or stress.   
   (Conan could have been caused by the sun even though he stayed indoors.)   
      
   	   
   	- And there's Bell's Palsy, you have half your face drop.  A   
   breeze can cause it.  Why dont' more dogs have it?   
   	   
   	- She was bleeped on The View yesterday.  She said a couple   
   words in an order which seemed unobjectionable.  Jerry Falwell -- is he   
   dead?  How can you tell? -- went on something or other and said Behar   
   was testifying since she said ``Thank you Jesus.''  Who needs to be   
   defended by Falwell; it's like hunting with Dick Cheney.   
   	   
   	- Tony Danza plays ukulele; who knew he was Hawaiin?  Ed McMahon   
   eats a big sundae with peanut butter and such.  His advice is just eat.   
      
      
      
      
   Rogue Wave:   
   	- Asleep At Heaven's Gate: No idea; I couldn't hear the lyrics   
   well.   
      
      
      
   Mention On Carson Daly:   
   	- Conan's ``Stay tuned for Last Call with Carson Daly'' is the   
   clip, and indeed the full content, of the Best Of Carson Daly Sixth   
   Season DVD.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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