From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Terrence Howard:   
   	- He's tucked his tie into his shirt.  Conan could look casual   
   and comfortable, but mess up his mike.   
   	   
   	- Conan's big in Finland.  They don't like being called Sweden,   
   and hit you with a wooden shoe.  Conan and Howard in Finland would blow   
   everyone's mind.   
   	   
   	- He washes his face with baby oil and olive oil.  Some people   
   claim to do the same.  If you didn't have baby wipes, would you use   
   toilet paper on the baby?  Conan guesses he would, but Howard insists   
   he'd get more baby wipes.  Italian women love it.  How do you kiss when   
   your face slides off?   
   	   
   	- Howard's got two movies out together.  Which should a guy see   
   if he can only see one?  Howard says to go to a theater showing both,   
   pay for one, and see the other.   
      
      
   Google:   
   	- It's been around almost 200 years.  It was different way back   
   when.  They show phony ancient footage: ``I wonder whatever became of my   
   old college roommate, Cyrus Oglethorpe''.  He takes out a Google   
   postcard and rings for the Google.  A man on horseback takes it, and   
   dashes off.  People look things up in libraries, across oceans, on   
   railroads, in China, in Egypt, as the man waits impatiently and   
   ultimately has to bury his (dead) wife.  His search produced no results.   
    ``Could you try just Cy Oglethorpe?''   
   	   
   	+ This got almost no response from the studio audience, but it   
   was a nicely imagined sketch and produced very well.  It deserved   
   better.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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