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|    20 September 2007 - Simon Pegg, Mystery     |
|    21 Sep 07 02:08:47    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Simon Pegg:        - Pegg was last here seven weeks ago. This could start a most       exciting romance.                - He got robbed in New York City. Lost his camera, phone, iPod,       all these things. But they got him on the security camera; the thief's       got a MySpace page, which struck him as weird. He could look up what       the guy who ripped him off and see what he does. Favorite music       Coldplay, hobbies love to rob. He considered joining MySpace to see if       the robber would add him.                - If you're going to steal a digital camera, at least leave the       memory card. The burgled will think you're thoughtful.                - The New York Post headline on this was 'Spider-Man Fails To       Save Kirsten'; the press won't stop giving Spider-Man a hard time.                - The new movie works with Hank Azaria, so it was the chance to       talk with every voice in the show. Azaria would cough in-character when       the cameras start rolling, sabotaging his work.                - Azaria didn't bother with a nude suit for his nude scene, and       just went nude. Pegg kept seeing Moe the Bartender and Apu.                            Mystery (The Pickup Artist):        + He looks like everyone of the guys my little brother lived       with in college.                - Last time on the show he wore goggles; now, someone stole his       Harry Potter Quidditch goggles. Might be the guy with Pegg's camera.       Check his MySpace page. Now he can go around and ask people to tie his       wrist thing to prove he's had girlfriends before and never will again.                - He learned to lie and open up strangers and how not to weird       them out.                - Pegg once told a woman she looked like an angel who'd fallen       from heaven. She turned around: she'd fallen on her face.                - Mystery's best opener ever: 'Hi.'                - If you say one interesting thing, 'that's interesting'. If       you say ten interesting things, 'you're interesting'. Fish cough, which       he learned on Snapple through fun facts. But it turns out Snapple Fun       Facts are not all true.               - Ever consider what it's like to be pursued by a larger person?                       - He compares ways to get into a group of people to the way       horses get together. You have the pinwheel hat, your fake beard, and       your boxing gloves on, and you want to share Snapple facts, so you       circle them and whinny.                - Mystery would make Conan's Merv bigger and more grand, to use       as a pickup tool. And Conan has rapport, so once he's past the hair he       has something.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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