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   Max Is:   
   	- Wearing mortician's black.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- OJ Simpson's girlfriend defended him to the press; she has   
   known OJ for twelve years and he'd never rob or kidnap anyone.  That's   
   just not the double-murderer she fell in love with.   
   	   
   	- Bush's last year in office will see him visit more countries   
   than in any other year in his presidency.  Bush will accomplish this in   
   one weekend by going to Epcot Center.  Bush is dumb.   
   	   
   	- Yet Another Presidential Democratic Debate, from AARP: each   
   candidate came out against the War of 1812.   
   	   
   	- German police arrested a man in a wheelchair they say was   
   trying to break into a building.  He'd have gotten away, but they were   
   able to shoot out his tires.   
   	   
   	- Brad Pitt says though he's had relationships with Jennifer   
   Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Angelina Jolie, he suffers from congenital   
   sadness.  Why?  Because he never got them all into bed at the same time.   
      
   	   
   	- Alicia Silverstone was naked in a TV ad to promote   
   vegetarianism, causing dull controversy.  Turns out others have been   
   naked too: Forrest Whittaker for the Diary Council; Michael Moore for   
   Goldtoe socks; Larry King for Franklin Templeton Investments.   
      
      
      
   Two-Hour Late Night:   
   	- NBC added an hour to it.  So now they're adding an extra hour   
   to Late Night.  He was worried they couldn't fill an extra hour, since   
   they work kind of hard for this.  But they've been doing it all week and   
   it's easier than they thought.  Here's a quick clip of the second hour:   
   	   
   	- Welcome back to the second hour of late night!  Max, did you   
   catch last night's repeat of Law and Order?  It was a good one, check it   
   out!  (They show one.)  Wasn't that good?  Riveting!  Hope you enjoyed   
   the second hour of Late Night.   
      
      
      
   Breaking News:   
   	- They review Simpson's Bronco pulling out a knife; the   
   waterskiing pursuit; the hot air balloon and the zeppelin.  Or   
   dirigible.   
   	   
   	- The police impounded the Bronco, and they're towing it away.   
   The truck blows up and the Bronco is off and running again!   
   	   
   	- The Bronco finds the bridge out in the countryside.  He goes   
   into a shack, works on something, now it's the General Lee.  It easily   
   leaps over the half-completed bridge, which the cop cars can't do.   
   	   
   	- Now ten glued cop cars pursue the Bronco, which takes a right,   
   and loses the police.  It comes running through the studio.  Conan likes   
   the shots where you can see the guy pulling the string.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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