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|    21 September 2007 - Steven Wright, Ben H    |
|    22 Sep 07 02:21:27    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Steven Wright:        - He's happy the summer is over, so he can look forward to the       long, cold winter. He loves the Massachusetts foliage; he photographs       it in black-and-white.                - He's writing a soundtrack to his autopsy. Bluegrass. He       demonstrates how it would work.                - He's a Red Sox fan. Conan will clear the area and fill it       with foam. It's getting to him: Tuesday morning he's having a lobotomy       and having baseball removed from his head. After that, if people ask       about baseball, he'll say he loves cheese sandwiches. He'll remove the       baseball parts of his brain and make an earring out of it.                - He's got his first comedy album in 22 years. The first was I       Have A Pony; the second was I Still Have A Pony.                - 900 questions come to mind. Why wait 22 years? He didn't       want to be over-exposed. He figured as a kid he'd like to make one       album each century.                - His first album was many quick one-liners. This one, is one       forty-minute joke. 35 minute setup, five minute punch line. Very       dangerous as if the attention drifts during the setup, they won't       understand the end. The joke is about the stencil business. Have you       heard it?                - Guy's insane and not insane at the same time: he's       pathologically ambidextrous.                - There's no ponies mentioned on the album and no pictures of       ponies in the cover art.                     Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals:        - Lifeline: In The Colors.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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