From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Max Is:   
   	- King of the buzz kill.   
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Taxi drivers are dirty foreigners!   
   	   
   	- Gay people have fashion sense!   
   	   
   	- Arnold Schwarzenegger talks funny!   
   	   
   	- Bush is dumb!   
   	   
   	- Larry Craig gay gay gay!   
   	   
   	- Britney Spears drunk and reckless!   
   	   
   	- Marcel Marceau died this weekend at the age of 84.  His last words were in   
   1952.  That's a quote-worthy joke.   
   	   
   	- OJ Simpson murder murder murder!   
      
      
      
   Humiliate Max!   
   	- Italian president Giorgio Napolitano.   
      
      
   If They Mated!   
   	- Drew Barrymore, Justin Long: (It's also what you get from Jabba the Hutt   
   with Scott Baio.)   
   	   
   	- Hayden Penetierre, Milo Ventemillia (I have no idea who they are or what   
   show they're on): (the Talosian Joe Isuzu).  You can guess how he speaks:   
   Hello everyone!  Anyone want custard?   
   	   
   	- Gina Gershon, Ron Perlman: (It's a caricature of Rhea Pearlman).  Kind of   
   Blossom with a little Myam Bialyk (?).   
   	   
   	- Brianna, Shyla LeBoef (?): The Cuban Alfred E Newman.   
   	   
   	- Joe Pesci, Angie Everheart: (It's Quark in drag.)  Max notes the sideburns   
   are still there.   
   	   
   	- Penelope Cruz, P Diddy: It's a *happy* child.   
   	   
   	- Sir Paul McCartney, Rene Zellweger: It's Conan as Donald trump.   
   	   
   	+ At some point Paul McCartney and SCTV's Dave Thomas have become one another.   
   	   
   	- Katie Couric, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Geraldo Rivera.   
   	   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)