From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Heather Graham:   
   	- She has her real name.  She considered dropping to one name,   
   like Madonna or Moby or Sting.  Delicioso or Wonderosa.  People just   
   call Conan Conan.   
   	   
   	- Or Conando.  He has the moustache, which he picks up, getting   
   the Noches de Pasion jingle.  Conan shows using his moustache as an   
   eyebrow.   
   	   
   	- She does pilates and yoga, and recently pole dancing.  Ever go   
   alone at night in your house, turn out all the lights, put on your   
   favorite song, and dance like crazy?  Conan gives a measured No.  Conan   
   couldn't in New York City anyway.  If he were twirling it'd be too   
   embarrassing.   
   	   
   	- She puts her shades down.  Conan is shocked by the waste of   
   female writhing.  She can dance as long as an hour.  Other women claim   
   to do this, but Conan insists they lie.  ``Is anyone else going to ride   
   a donkey later tonight?'' YEAH!   
   	   
   	- Last movie she figured would increase the number of lesbians   
   hitting on her.  But no non-movie lesbians hit on her; in the new movie,   
   she kisses a girl.   
   	   
   	- Some guys are really hard-core with kissing; but women are   
   gentle.  Passionate is nice, but you don't want guys who seem to be   
   mining.   
   	   
   	- Remember learning French Kissing in high school, or later, and   
   going around and around in a circle?   
      
      
   Mike Birbiglia:   
   	- He discusses his career choices and whiteness, and how to   
   compose an ethnic insult.   
   	   
   	- He considers what persons can call a white guy a ``cracker''.   
      
   	   
   	- Yet some rappers are lazy about rhyming, which he considers in   
   the context of Scrabble rules.   
   	   
   	- He likes jazz, but some of it is bad.  He considers the chance   
   that he's the Kenny G of comedy, and would have to live with being   
   incredibly popular except with snobs.   
   	   
   	- Giving out tissues at a funeral home is maybe tacky.  The   
   cards at a funeral home are not necessarily as personal as could be, but   
   more personal cards would be disturbing in other ways.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)