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|    27 September 2007 - Dwayne ``The Rock''     |
|    29 Sep 07 03:04:06    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Dwayne ``The Rock'' Johnson:        + You know, a good stage name really can make or break someone.       The Rock is a fine name for a pro wrestler-type making action movies       with a bit of a sense of humor about himself. Dwayne Johnson is the guy       who plays the computer guy in the supporting cast section.                - In the dressing room they left him a peacock feather. Conan       knows nothing about it. If Conan's giving peacock feathers to the male       guests he should know about it. Consey! Conando!                - Regis jumped off his stool reached over, and rubbed The Rock's       midsection on Live yesterday. And cooing like a dove. What was that       about? It's Uncle Regis, he's family. Conesy and Uncle Regis?                - His daughter is six. She wants to play tea parties and       dress-up and be a Disney Princess; he wants to be Prince Charming, she       wants him to be Sleeping Beauty.                - 30 minutes later he's on the ground asleep and the tiara       clashes with his shoes. And she disapproves of his attempts at a high       voice. Conan's high squeaky voice is his actual voice.                - Being in a Disney movie gives him a new identity as The Disney       Man. His daughter had no idea why people wanted his autograph and       stuff, until he was in a Hannah Montana episode. They sent stuff from       High School Musical too.                     Cut-Away To Audience Person        - What kind of egotistical freak is he? It gets to playing       'Can't Touch This'. And a black-and-white picture flashing in an       attempt to trigger epileptic seizures in the audience. A spotlight       shines from him onto Conan, blinding him. The Clutch Cargo screen comes       down to show him. Conan tickles the screen with the peacock feather.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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