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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   27 September 2007 - Dwayne ``The Rock''    
   29 Sep 07 03:04:06   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Dwayne ``The Rock'' Johnson:   
   	+ You know, a good stage name really can make or break someone.   
   The Rock is a fine name for a pro wrestler-type making action movies   
   with a bit of a sense of humor about himself.  Dwayne Johnson is the guy   
   who plays the computer guy in the supporting cast section.   
   	   
   	- In the dressing room they left him a peacock feather.  Conan   
   knows nothing about it.  If Conan's giving peacock feathers to the male   
   guests he should know about it.  Consey!  Conando!   
   	   
   	- Regis jumped off his stool reached over, and rubbed The Rock's   
   midsection on Live yesterday.  And cooing like a dove.  What was that   
   about?  It's Uncle Regis, he's family.  Conesy and Uncle Regis?   
   	   
   	- His daughter is six.  She wants to play tea parties and   
   dress-up and be a Disney Princess; he wants to be Prince Charming, she   
   wants him to be Sleeping Beauty.   
   	   
   	- 30 minutes later he's on the ground asleep and the tiara   
   clashes with his shoes.  And she disapproves of his attempts at a high   
   voice.  Conan's high squeaky voice is his actual voice.   
   	   
   	- Being in a Disney movie gives him a new identity as The Disney   
   Man.  His daughter had no idea why people wanted his autograph and   
   stuff, until he was in a Hannah Montana episode.  They sent stuff from   
   High School Musical too.   
      
      
   Cut-Away To Audience Person   
   	- What kind of egotistical freak is he?  It gets to playing   
   'Can't Touch This'.  And a black-and-white picture flashing in an   
   attempt to trigger epileptic seizures in the audience.  A spotlight   
   shines from him onto Conan, blinding him.  The Clutch Cargo screen comes   
   down to show him.  Conan tickles the screen with the peacock feather.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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