From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Seth Meyers:   
   	- And he's got a Conan tattoo in a place inappropriate to talk   
   about!   
   	   
   	- H went to Ireland with his brother, and to Scandinavia.  When   
   you're on vacation and there's only two, so he asked strangers to take   
   pictures.  Apparently he asked them to put two heads in the lower eighth   
   of the corner and huge empty sky with no visible landmarks.   
   	   
   	- It's a new picture, easy to set on video.  It's cool unless   
   you think you're getting a still taken, so there's 15-second videos   
   ending, ``It's on video.''   
   	   
   	- He gets a high on giving directions, but now he chases the   
   high, giving directions to people whose destinations he doesn't know.   
   He just wants good interactions, since he'll never see them again.   
   Except when he does, like to this German couple ... It was like seeing   
   an old lover where it didn't end well.  Ooh, sorry.  Let me take your   
   picture ...   
   	   
   	- He's a Red Sox fan.  They and the Yankees are in the World   
   Series.  It's easy to sympathize with the Yankees, who haven't been in   
   the Series this century, like they're cursed.  He felt better, he felt   
   the rage was lost, until they started playing the Yankees and many of   
   his fellow fans disagreed.   
   	   
   	- Saturday Night Live is starting up again.  Lebron James is   
   huge.  He had what looked like a tiny blackberry; it was normal size,   
   maybe a microwave.  he's just big.   
   	   
   	- Athletes don't get worried about Saturday Night Live, since   
   they won't be hit and won't be rushed to a doctor.  (+And one was funny   
   as recently as Wayne Gretzky!)   
   	   
   	- He tried out for high school baseball; first day of tryouts   
   with ten warmup swings, he missed nine and fouled the tenth, for two   
   reasons: he was nervous, and bad at baseball.  Coach wasn't planning   
   cuts, but made an exception.  To this day it's the Seth Meyers round of   
   cuts.  He thought it would be horrible telling his dad, but his one foul   
   ball went through his dad's windshield.   
      
      
   Mister Met Suicide Attempt:   
   	- They've engineered a Red Sox-type collapse, which has been   
   tough, except for the audience from Philadelphia which is thrilled the   
   Phillies tied up.   
   	   
   	- Mister Met recently tried suicide, which didn't work out.   
   Video of the unsuccessful hanging, pill-popping, head-in-oven attempts.   
      
   	   
   	- Now he's trying to shot himself, and his fingers are so thick   
   and fat he can't load the revolver.  Oh, no, here's the Philly Fanatic,   
   who comes and shoots him, somehow!  It's so weird to see him dancing   
   with a shotgun.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)