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|    28 September 2007 - Bret Michaels, Jose     |
|    29 Sep 07 03:06:24    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              Bret Michaels:        - He knew as a kid he wanted to be lead singer. It was an easy       choice. The lead singer got more attention from the girls. He took       control by owning the PA system.                - He was known for stage theatrics, but they had no money. The       poor man's Aerosmith and Kiss. They'd play the Rainbow Roller Rink, he       figured to do a Ted Nugent move, swinging out like Tarzan. They       borrowed his dad's ladder and took it back, forgetting to bring ladder       back to the show.                - They made their own pyros. Coffee can -- Maxwell brand -- and       whatever they could find. Saltpeter and a little gunpowder. They put       it in front of the stage, as they figured Kiss did, and he'd cue with a       little thing for the fuse. They forgot the coffee can would fly up, and       there'd be injuries ... they have this documented at the Fishing Creek       Community building the night before leaving for Los Angeles. It looked       killer, and it was.                - As lead singer you need signature moves. Conan shows doing       the Rock Horns, broken and with a face expression depression and       uncertainty. I guess if this is what's necessary then rock on.                - If you throw tongue with it, but don't wiggle it it goes to a       different area. You need to be strong. New York rocks! Mechanicsville       rocks! Rainbow Roller Rink rocks!                - Rock of Love: Conan thinks he's a genius. The Bachelor has to       get married. Here, the winner gets to be his Rock And Roll Girlfriend,       which could last like six hours.                - They had a phone sex competition. Ew. How did they test it?       Michaels insisted this was important to be a rock-and-roll girlfriend.       They used a penile erection meter which he insists was not his idea. It       was a weird moment. You'd think he would have control over whether       there are electrodes attached to his penis. He was in his horrible       human-pumpkin orange outfit.                     Jose Gonzalez:        - In Our Nature: no idea, once again.       http://www.amazon.com/Our-Nature-Jos%C3%A9-Gonz%C3%A1lez/dp/B000U618C8              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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