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   String Dance!   
   Max Is:   
   	- On Tour.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Larry Craig gay gay gay.   
   	   
   	- People were so upset with the collapse of The New York Mets   
   that half the team was deported.  This has the appearance of a joke, yet   
   not the content.   
   	   
   	- Senior citizens are old.   
   	   
   	- One of Britney Spears's former bodyguards says she spends as   
   little as an hour a day with them, so there's hope for the kids after   
   all.   
   	   
   	- Tickets for the Spice Girls Reunion Concert in London sold out   
   in 38 seconds.  Also gone in 38 seconds, the self-respect of an entire   
   city.   
   	   
   	- Mexican food is all about diarrhea.   
      
   	   
   Max is on Tour:   
   	- Conan wanted a drum machine, but here's James Wormworth with   
   his shoes on, and with Cher's bracelet.  He has to change Max's   
   calendar.  They've boiled it.  It flips back.  Conan can't take his   
   audience to TGI Friday's.   
      
      
   New York Mets Collapse:   
   	- Of course, eventually, everyone knows of the collapse.  Mister   
   Met's suicide attempts are shown; but he goes back home, to find Mrs Met   
   in bed with the Philly Phanatic.  He tries to jump out the first-floor   
   window, which is head is too big for.   
      
      
   Bill Clinton Global Initiative Made-For-TV Movie Casting:   
   	- Al Gore: Danny Aiello.   
   	   
   	- Desmond Tutu: Biff Henderson.   
   	   
   	- Andre Agassi: Mini-Me.   
   	   
   	- Martha Stewart: Jon Bon Jovi.   
   	   
   	- Bono: The Riddler.   
   	   
   	- Jane Goodall: David Carradine.  Conan apologizes.   
   	   
   	- Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson: A Pirana.   
   	   
   	- Tony Blair: Ben from Lost.   
   	   
   	- Hamid Karzai: Papa Smurf.   
   	   
   	- Angelina Jolie: a Bratz doll.  Funny.  Conan says they're both   
   hot.   
   	   
   	- Rupert Murdoch: Grampa Simpson.   
   	   
   	- Bill Clinton: Tommy LaSorda.   
   	   
   	- Hillary Clinton: Chucky.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)