From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Jimmy Vivino Is:   
   	- Present.   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- A judge ruled Britney Spears's children are better off with   
   Kevin Federline, marking the first time a judge began a ruling with ``I   
   can't believe I'm saying this but ... ''   
   	   
   	- Britney Spears has had the biggest downhill slide since the   
   New York Mets, except that logically her slide was before the Mets   
   collapse (for the most part).   
   	   
   	- The New York Mets have a player who's now accused of taking   
   steroids .. incorrectly.   
   	   
   	- Larry Craig gay gay gay.  Same setup as last time; love will   
   find a way; could you put in mood lighting?   
   	   
   	- ABC is trying to promote Cavemen so they sent an actor as   
   Cro-Magnon Man onto 'The View', where Barbara Walters asked what her   
   prom date was doing there.  This joke could have worked if Barbara   
   Walters immediately brought up the association ``old''.   
   	   
   	- OJ Simpson must now give up his Rolex watch; anyone scheduled   
   to be murdered by him should expect OJ twenty to thirty minutes late.   
      
      
   13th Annual Audiencey Awards Again   
   	- Bruce Brumage is getting applause now that he's been mocked   
   on-camera by Conan.   
   	   
   	- Video of how the award is made again.   
   	   
   	- Pat O'Brien's got a preshow.   
   	   
   	- Best impression of a celebrity (these weren't sealed at   
   rehearsal, someone's fired): 3-F, for Posh Spice.   
   	   
   	+ The first Audiency the last two times were for best impression   
   of a celebrity and went to 3-F, too.   
   	   
   	- Hasn't Shaved Since He Bought Halo III: Guy in 8-E with a   
   striking resemblance to me.   
   	   
   	- Most Likely To Throw Their Underwear at Ted Koppel: 5-L.   
      
   	- Second Most Likely To Throw Their Underwear at Ted Koppel:   
   9-B.  (They cut to him too quick.  Conan has to say the seat number   
   first to make it look like it's real.)   
   	   
   	- Pat O'Brien: they're still awaiting celebrity guests.   
   	   
   	- Quiet on the outside and laughing on the inside: 6-D.   
   	   
   	- Audiency Lifetime Achievement Award, Ken Evans, for attending   
   more tapings than any other person.  This is his second.   
   	   
   	- Pat O'Brien: they've just been told local weatherman Fritz   
   Coleman was just spotted in the hallway going to the bathroom.  This   
   party has kicked into gear.   
   	   
   	- Best New York Mets Fan: 10-K.  He's hung himself.  Why is his   
   date laughing and applauding?  Clearly not a healthy relationship.   
   	   
   	- The red carpet: Nothing.   
   	   
   	- Greediest Audience Member: There's a $5 bill on the stairs,   
   and we'll see who grabs it.  (I like to think Chris Elliot put it out.)   
   He didn't even get through the copy.  Can we see it in slow-motion?   
   	   
   	- Pat O'Brien quits on Conan.   
   	   
   	- Most Enthusiastic Audience: The last Republican Presidential   
   debate audience, the last Mormon Tabernacle Choir concert, and tonight's   
   studio audience.  Winner: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir audience!  Just   
   kidding!  It's you guys!  To undercut the joke with shameless pandering!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)