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   Snoop Dogg:   
   	- How is he always in a state of calm?  It's an aura.  Conan can   
   be more like him if he comes see Snoop Dogg in the green room.   
   	   
   	- He's got a barbecue, the Snoop de Grille.  He has a Cadillac,   
   the Snoop de Ville.  He's trying to develop a Snoopermarket.  They may   
   sell Snoop Loops.  Birth control Snoop de Pill?  Licorice treat   
   Fa'Swizzle?   
   	   
   	- Why doesn't he have a cologne?  He does, hard tack.  Take a   
   sniff.  Conan gets very close yet Snoop smells good.   
   	   
   	- He did an ad for pro wrestling, but hasn't thought of getting   
   in the ring.  Maybe as a manager.  His fights might turn real.  Snoop   
   Dogg has security including a guy who looks like nine of Conan put   
   together.   
   	   
   	- He'd like to be a superhero.  A Snooperhero.  Snooperman.   
   He'd be able to leap tall buildings while blazing a blunt at the same   
   time.  Which would keep him from actually leaping.   
   	   
   	- He recorded with Taylor Hicks.  And he likes Celine Dion and   
   Nick Cabe.  He can't say the title of the Cabe album as we're on TV.   
   	   
   	- He's got a show about Snoop Dogg as a father and entertainer.   
   They wouldn't let his camera crew in the door, but Conan lets them past   
   the NBC bouncers.   
   	   
   	- Snoopaloop means Old School because of a movie he was in with   
   krunk actors.   
      
      
      
   Joel is Upset:   
   	- About Britney Spears's kids being sent to Kevin Federline.   
   Since she's not as bad as Joel's mother.  ``My mother chained me right   
   to the bumper, dressed me in little girl's clothing, and wrote the name   
   Turd on my birth certificate!  Mother also forced me to sleep in a   
   burlap potato sick with a live raccoon!  Since raccoons are noctural, I   
   often awoke to find the ravenous scavenger scratching my face or gnawing   
   on my undeveloped genitals!  Oh, my mother is [ still around to torment   
   him ].''  Sheks a skeleton.  A raccoon puppet attacks Joel.   
   	   
   	+ This just gets funnier and funnier the longer Joel's Ed   
   Wooding of the raccoon goes on.  Conan finally curses about it.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)