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   Jimmy has:   
   	- A great show tonight.   
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Bush is dumb.   
   	   
   	- Larry Craig gay gay gay.   
   	   
   	- The country with the highest number of contented citizens in   
   the world is Mexico.  Everyone unhappy already moved to Los Angeles.   
   	   
   	- A couple got married on the set of the Today Show.  It may not   
   last:  During the ceremony the bride held up a sign, ``I Love Matt''.   
   Conan's father came tonight.   
   	   
   	- The creator of 'Family Circus' turned 85 years old.  That's   
   surprising as Conan thought it was written by someone much, much older.   
      
   	   
   	- In Indiana a first-grade teacher was arrested for showing up   
   drunk.  School officials were suspicious when Nap Time was five hours   
   long.   
   	   
   	- New York City is building a chapel near City Hall to attract   
   Wedding Tourism away from Las Vegas.  The new chapel's slogan: Las Vegas   
   is five hours away and she's not getting any less pregnant.   
   	   
   	- Kevin Federline showed up to the child custody wearing a patch   
   over his eye.  Stranger, Britney spears showed up wearing underwear over   
   her vagina.   
      
      
   Max is On Tour:   
   	- Studies show most people only watch once a year, and rewatch   
   only after they've completely forgot the experience.   
   	   
   	- James is again barefoot.  Conan is disturbed by the toe.   
      
      
   Feeding Robots:   
   	- A Japanese company developed a robot which feeds the elderly.   
   Some American companies are scrambling to develop their own feeding   
   robots.  They're still working the kinks out; here's the latest footage:   
      
   	   
   	- Clearly not the Robot on the Toilet throws oatmeal at an old   
   guy.  The old guy is not helping things any.   
      
      
   Fall TV Season Report Card:   
   	- Cane: The producers may be trying too hard to be diverse.  In   
   the clip two characters talk in English, Japanese, German, Swedish, and   
   Dolphin.   
   	   
   	- Viva Laughlin: It includes musical segments.  It doesn't work   
   and the producers know it: a character has got to stop this terrible   
   show and detonates the hotel.   
   	   
   	- Grey's Anatomy: They had McDreamy, and then McSteamy, now   
   they're forcing it: McSexy?  McYummy?  McCheesey?  Yeah, it's Mayor   
   McCheese.   
   	   
   	- Kid Nation: The producers crossed the line.  ``It's a good   
   idea to get to know the kids in your town'' -- every few days you give   
   one of them one of these: a live grenade.  You're gonna blow each other   
   up!   
   	   
   	- The Biggeset Loser: it's too easy to tell who'll win.  There's   
   this professional jockey who's like 122 when he's normally 117.   
   	   
   	- Cavemen: Conan thinks he really believes there've been cavemen   
   around since the dawn of time after seeing this show.  It's a clip of   
   Larry King.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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