From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Jennifer Connelly:   
   	- Does she get time off?  This summer.  They were hours outside   
   New York City.  Her husband drives; she sleeps.   
   	   
   	- This summer they were hoping to make the First Eastern Bear   
   Hunt.  Her husband and Dana Brown thought to get a bear costume which   
   they found online and dressing a victim, sending him out, and everyone   
   else is armed with paintball guns to hunt the 'bear'.   
   	   
   	- Conan sees a problem with this: they really hunt bear.  So   
   they went for a dopey cartoon bear with a red bow.  But many bear   
   hunters are high as a kite.   
   	   
   	- First it rained; then it poured; then the hunters started   
   coming back looking very, very worried.  The 'Bear' had left and was   
   never seen again.  So what's the responsible thing to do?  She was   
   elected to call the cops.   
   	   
   	- She tried to avoid the 'send out someone in a bear costume'   
   and 'try to hunt them' and 'he's lost'.  They couldn't quite figure the   
   problem.  How old is he?  How healthy is he?  Was he feeling all right?   
   Why are you concerned.  'It's his footwear ... he's got paws on.'  Conan   
   speculates it would be fun if they anticipated he'd been dressed as a   
   bear (or a camel) and got it all the time.   
   	   
   	- It turned out when it started to rain he'd just gone into a   
   tree and slept.   
   	   
   	- Conan thinks it'd be fun not being the hunter.  The cops   
   figured they really had to see that he was indeed okay.  The cops   
   thought it would sound awesome, too.   
      
      
   Conan's Diary:   
   	- Dear Diary:   
   		Tonight I interviewed Jennifer Connelly.  Wow.  Smart,   
   funny, extremely attractive.  Yup, those are all words Jennifer would   
   use to describe me.  I mean, I was at my best.  It's fair to say   
   tonight's audience viewed the best interview in the history of   
   television.  And here's the best part: I think Jennifer really wants a   
   little private Conan time.  Teah, she likes her Conesy.  And the crazy   
   thing is, she's supposed to be happily married, but the whole time I'm   
   talking to her you can tell he's the last thing on her mind.  I can tell   
   you he's the last thing on *my* mind.  I don't even remember his name,   
   just one of those British actor guys.   
   	- Paul Bettany.  He was great in The DaVinci Code.   
   		Paul Bettany.  What does she possibly see in Paul   
   Bettany?  Is it just that he's british?  I have a better English accent   
   than Paul Bettany, anyone can do that.  'Allo mum, tea and crumpets for   
   me mum, Mary Poppins an Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, allo allo guv'ner, good   
   to see I'm a chimneysweep I am I am, allo allo, allo allo allo allo.   
   	- Conan?  This is getting a bit awkward, do you think you could   
   write in your diary later?   
   		What an insane krunk!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)