From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Michael Strahan:   
   	- Congratulations, Giants beat Jets.  Both teams share a   
   stadium; is that weird with the fans?  They say Jets fans are Giants   
   fans who couldn't get Giants season tickets ...   
   	   
   	- When they're the home team and we play them we get chants.   
   You try not to pay attention and realize two guys have the whole stadium   
   going ``OR-tho-DON-tist!''  He laughed.   
   	   
   	- People say the NFL has a great dental plan, why not use it?   
   There's a sign on his right tooth saying ``left tooth 1 mile''; he has   
   better writers than Conan.  He wants to do Gap ads.   
   	   
   	- He talks to the referees a lot.  He hopes to get an edge.   
   Plus the stripes make him look slimmer.   
   	   
   	- His book: lots of juicy stuff.  Locker room pranks.  Sean   
   O'Hara had one, guy hikes to the center every play, so he decides to cut   
   a hole in the center of his pants.  When quarterback Eli Manning put his   
   hands under there instead of one ball he got two.  He hasn't shaken   
   Manning's hand since.   
   	   
   	- You're always beat up and tired but you have to have fun to   
   survive.   
   	   
   	- It seems like there's no limits to what you joke about with   
   fellow players.  Stuff happening in someone's life you hear about.  One   
   player was caught with ... products ... and he decided to get some grass   
   and put it in his bag, and some salt in another bag, and go ``my God,   
   what's that dropped out of your pocket?''  The coach didn't like it, but   
   the guy's still his friend.   
   	   
   	- Now his coach is going to read it.  Is he worried about it?   
   Nah, the book is honest.   
   	   
   	- He might be back; if he holds up, anyway.   
      
      
   Black Lips:   
   	- Good Bad Not Evil: O Katrina!, I bet.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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