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   Jimmy Is:   
   	- Like having a black bird on his shoulder.  Caw!  Caw!   
   	   
   	   
   Conologue:   
   	- The Yankees were eliminated from playoffs by the Indians.  The   
   Yankees are upset their season's over; the Indians are upset they have   
   to go back to Cleveland.   
   	   
   	- Hillary Clinton was critical of NAFTA, even though Bill   
   Clinton implemented it.  She said it's not just NAFTA; she's also   
   opposed to her husband's views on MILFs.   
   	   
   	- Tonight's Republican debate is the first one with Fred   
   Thompson; he wanted to attend the earlier ones but was stuck driving his   
   wife to cheerleader practice.  Apparently his wife is youthful?   
   	   
   	- A new study says more than 10,000 Cubans a year enter the   
   United States by going through Mexico, which border agents say means   
   Cubans are stealing jobs that should go to Mexicans, and Conan goes into   
   Quigley form.   
   	   
   	- Bette Midler will renovate a run-down park and add a yellow   
   brick road to it.  She says even poor children deserve the chance to   
   become gay.   
   	   
   	- Charlie Sheen is engaged; his fiancee asked him to have his   
   tattoos removed, particularly the one on his penis that says, ``Billions   
   Served''.   
   	   
   	- The Rockefeller Center skating rink opened even though it was   
   nearly 90 degrees.  People made the best of it.  See the photo (it's a   
   swimming pool).   
      
      
   Walkover Music:   
   	Whatever Gets You Through The Night, John Lennon.  Conan feels   
   insulted.   
      
      
      
   Suggestion Box:   
   	- I was at a taping; I was shocked to see that you have an   
   applause sign for the audience.  Please get rid of it.   
   		Conan agrees: he should depend on his own merits.  He'll   
   never rely on an Applause sign again.  Now it's a CLAP sign.   
   		   
   	- Stop doing sketches requiring LaBamba to act; that guy's   
   terrible.   
   		Harsh, huh LaBamba?  ``They think I can't act?  They   
   think I can't act?  NOOOOOOOOO!'' and crane away.   
   	   
   	- Conan, you should allow people outside of your window just   
   like they do on the Today Show.   
   		There's someone coming: it's a jumper!  Made of   
   cardboard.  That gets stuck.  Conan clears it away.   
   		   
   	- Conan is so amazing I think he should be shot in soft-focus   
   while we hear angels sing.   
   		We get an example.  Conan likes the suggestion.  It's   
   from Conan.   
   	   
   	- Please tell people about El Monte estates.   
   		Conan's never heard of it.  Luckily, the 'tastic guy is   
   here to deliver a sales pitch.  He can live with himself with   
   ``Embracing The Self-Hating Krunk Within'' by Brian Wheeler, now   
   available for $21.95.   
   	   
   	- You should do more political commentary on the show.   
   		They don't do enough insightful, sharp political views.   
   That changes.  Welcome 2008 commentators Media Studies professor Gerald   
   Connelly, and Vomiting Kermit.  Kermit, of course, vomits at the first   
   question.  Connelly -- Kermit hasn't finished, and has more vomit to   
   throw up in Connelly's face --   
   	   
   	+ I expected Connelly's response to be vomit, actually.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)