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   Jimmy:   
   	- Meant Nothing   
      
      
   Conologue:   
   	- A Bush advisor says Mike Huckabee will have a hard time   
   getting elected because his name is Huckabee.  The only way it could be   
   worse is if his name was George W Huckabee.   
   	   
   	- Fred Thompson was in his first debate; he was called uneven,   
   flat, and dull.  In other words, he was the highlight of the debate.   
   	   
   	- Dennis Kuzinich asked his name be taken off the ballot in the   
   Michigan primary.  Michigan officials asked how about if they just put   
   it up high where he can't see it?   
   	   
   	- A woman arrested for baring her breast in New York City was   
   acquitted as it's not illegal in New York City.  Conan doesn't have a   
   joke for it; he just wants to remind women that in New York City showing   
   your breast is not illegal.   
   	   
   	- Radar magazine's cover has a doctored photo of a partially   
   dressed Rudy Giuliani and a nude Hillary Clinton.  They say it's part of   
   their campaign to sell zero magazines.   
   	   
   	- A man in London stood in the middle of a busy restaurant and   
   cut off his penis.  The waitress told him afterwards a 15 percent tip   
   would have been plenty.   
      
      
   James Wormworth:   
   	- Drums in his bare feet.  Conan would have his toes completely   
   redone if his toes were to be seen on television.   
      
      
   NCAA Football Mascots:   
   	- From the suffering Notre Dame: the Leprechaun with a Pituitary   
   Gland Disorder.  (Complete with thundering as he walks.)  Won't live   
   long.   
   	   
   	- Queens College Mister Met In An Electric Chair.  What's coming   
   out of his mouth?  Foam?  Why?   
   	   
   	- University of Maryland Terrapin Turtle On   
   Performance-Enhancing Drugs.  He zooms right along and hits the walls in   
   the hallway.  The Leprechaun steals it.  For him that's a snack.   
   	   
   	- Miami University of Ohio confuses many; this won't help.  The   
   Miami of Ohio Seattle Space Needle Wearing A Kentucky Coonskin Hat.   
   Another fine building costume too big to fit through the doors.   
   	   
   	- Amherst College Lesbian Kiss: it disappoints male fans.  It's   
   a Kiss impersonator, you see.   
   	   
   	- The Maryland Terrapin Turtle On Performance-Enhancing Drugs   
   makes another lap and crashes into the walls again.   
   	   
   	- The Texas Tech Cheerleader With Turret's Syndrome.  Because   
   Turret's Syndrome means you can cuss and call it comedy.   
   	   
   	- The Rutgers University Out Of Works Sopranos Actor.  ``So what   
   about Sopranos: The Next Generation?  So You Think You Can Soprano?  How   
   about Harry Potter and the Order of the Goombah?''  People forget   
   they're still on TV in the hallway.   
   	   
   	- University of Maine Porn Star on a Coffee Break.   
   	   
   	- The Northern Illinois University Really Tall Dachshund.  And   
   there's a real dog that's that tall!  Really!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)