From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Tracy Morgan:   
   	- He fought for the Union, like Denzel Washington.   
   	   
   	- He wasn't expecting wins at the Emmys, but then things turned   
   their way, so he tried to sell his Emmy and then they got a couple packs   
   of hot dogs.  He can't drink since he got on Red Bull.   
   	   
   	- He likes dirty-water hot dogs.  Conan hasn't had them in a   
   long while.  The water's from the East River, and helps induce labor.   
   He likes the words sauerkraut labor.   
   	   
   	- Jerry Seinfeld was on the premier, ``Whoa, that's big money.''   
    he tried to hang out with Seinfeld, but they made him give Seinfeld   
   back his wallet.   
   	   
   	- He tried to get Seinfeld to tell some jokes so he could steal   
   them.   
   	   
   	- As a Bronx native he was upset about the Yankees.  Have they   
   fired Joe Torre yet?  Morgan will be the new manager.  Prostitutes in   
   left field.  OJ Simpson will be the third base coach.  Michael Vick on   
   first.  Marion Jones catching.   
   	   
   	- Morgan hasn't had Conan over to his house.  What's it like?   
   He just got a carpet and two fishtanks.  He loves animals; his house   
   looks like Jurassic Park III.  He's got predators, eight pirana in his   
   fresh-water and six sharks and four moray eels in the salt-water tanks.   
      
   	   
   	- Why would you put your foot in a fish tank?  He doesn't know,   
   but you have no business doing it.  They eat.   
   	   
   	- He's got a bleep to clean them.  ``Anything for a green   
   card.''  They appear to eat ethnic slurs, unless I'm reading this wrong.   
      
   	   
   	- Nevertheless Conan continues the interview.  Morgan is much   
   like this backstage at his show.  He likes to read a lot.  And to sing a   
   lot.  Mind if he serenades you?   
   	   
   	- o/` Why are there so many songs about rainbows?  And what's on   
   the other side?  o/`  Conan claims to not know the lyrics.  o/` Rainbows   
   are visions, but only illusions o/` and Morgan has another song.  To the   
   audience.  Conan looks petrified.  Remember Christopher Cross's   
   ``Sailing''?  He wants the audience to keep the beat; Conan notes it's   
   a Christopher cross song.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)