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|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    15 October 2007 - Anderson Cooper, Weird    |
|    18 Oct 07 13:11:13    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu               - Conan doesn't remember anyone from the Clash shaking a change       purse.               Anderson Cooper:        - Many networks have gone to HD. They just did. The new       documentary too. Now you get instructions like you have to shave       several times a day.                - Cooper learned he has a little fatty deposit under his left       eye. He went to a dermatologist; he needed a cosmetic procedure. He       resisted, but his Mom [1] was so thrilled as she thought it'd be a       bonding experience. ``Honey, I'm going to take you to the doctor,''       whom she's apparently had some experience with.               [1] Gloria Vanderbilt.                - There's no evidence the guy is a doctor from outside. The       doctor put him on a video screen and asked what Cooper thought was       wrong; the doctor picked out many things he never suspected.                - The fatty deposit is visible on a twelve-year-old Ordinary TV       despite the Tivo flickering out of colors again.                - Conan has a similar vein problem when, say, Giselle comes on.                       - Cooper was finally a guest on Sesame Street. He got to sit in       Oscar's garbage can. He didn't know there's a group of grouches, so he       interviewed Dan Rather-Not and Walter McCranky.                - Cooper is also freaked out by the lashing of Snuffleupagus to       the ceiling. Cooper mentions the Abu Grahib evocations of it.                - Cooper didn't realize how as long as the hand is in the       puppet, it's the puppet that does the talking, even on breaks. Conan       noticed you don't actually talk to the puppeteer, but to the puppet       instead, and you feel like an idiot afterwards.                - Plus Cooper saw Elmo being worked on. A little cosmetic work.                       - Cooper went to the Amazon for his new show. Cooper's advice:       don't. He thought cockroaches were big in New York City, but in the       Amazon they're four feet long and fly. Not literally.                - They went out with Jeff Corwyn. Cooper gets hit by a lot of       bats. Phil got infected by something that implanted eggs in him. Now       the audience is rooting for global warming. Cooper hopes the problem is       solved so that he doesn't have to do these assignments anymore.                - War zones at least there's stuff going on to distract you.       The Amazon you're just there with nothing going on. Cooper accidentally       touches Conan's knee, but Conan is fine with this.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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