From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Paget Brewster:   
   	- She came out of her dressing room, was feeling hot -- and now   
   there's another noise and they have to listen.  They interrupt the show   
   to say ... nothing.  Conan's not kidding about this.  Conan's phone is   
   here, but it doesn't work.  They give him a red phone to keep him happy,   
   along with some Kleenex and a blue bucket.   
   	   
   	- The security guy is saying what's going on.  ``We *could*   
   die?''  No no no no no, she's crazy!  This is a professional show!  We'd   
   never put people in jeopardy for a cheap laugh!  And there's no way to   
   keep the announcements from coming in here.   
   	   
   	- Last time on the show Conan asked about jobs she'd had in the   
   past.  She said she'd worked in a brothel as ``a person I know   
   personally'', just because Conan asked, and she admitted working in a   
   whorehouse for three days.  She answered the *phones*.  ``I didn't   
   whore'', a grammatical construction which Conan objects to.   
   	   
   	- The announcement comes back again: the incident on the fifth   
   floor has been corrected.  Conan and Brewster stand and salute.   
   	   
   	- Her parents aren't conservative -- they're not pro-hooker --   
   but she was worried about her parents would hear.  Her father was the   
   headmaster of a high school at the time and this was a bit awkward   
   dealing with parents  protesting his discipline of their children.   
   	   
   	- Her first day a guy came in and asked her to be the girl; she   
   protested she's just the phone and takes out fake Chivas.  Conan is   
   shocked as he'd thought he was getting real Chivas?  Where's an alarm   
   when Conan needs it?   
   	   
   	- He offered her $500 to dress like a Boy Scout, and he'd   
   provide the outfit, to watch him making love with a lady of the night   
   wearing her underwear.  Conan can't even fathom complicated scenarios   
   people make up.  ``You hold the crossbow, I'll put a fireman's helmet   
   on, we'll get a donkey in here dressed like a professor, and we'll all   
   make bread.''   
   	   
   	- All their time was eaten up by the insane alarm.  ``I got to   
   look at you in person, Conan, I'm fine.''  She's his favorite guest   
   ever.   
   	   
   	- Can this show even air?  The bar is high here; eh, yeah, it's   
   fine.   
   	   
   	- You'll be seeing her soon on Late Night with Conan O'Brien,   
   which is often interrupted by idiots on the fifth floor.   
      
      
   Fionn Regan:   
   	- The End of History: Haven't got any idea what the title might   
   be.   
   	   
   	- Conan was scared another alarm would go off during the musical   
   number.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)