From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Jimmy Has:   
   	- Provided all Conan legally needs.  His guitar looks like   
   candy.   
      
   Conologue:   
   	- Bush is dumb.   
   	   
   	- Experts were worried about China's reaction to Bush meeting   
   the Dalai Lama, but Bush doesn't think this may hurt our relationship   
   with China.  ``But this might,'' he said, and took a bite out of a Panda   
   Bear Sandwich.   
   	   
   	- Vice President Cheney's wife said Cheney and Barack Obama are   
   distant cousins.  Dick Cheney on finding out said, ``I knew there was   
   something creepy about that guy.''   
   	   
   	- Larry Craig gay gay gay.   
   	   
   	- The World's Oldest Blogger turned 108 years old.   
   Unfortunately she only got two gifts, a bikini and a web cam.   
   	   
   	- The New York City subway system will hire 350 more workers to   
   clean the subway.  This brings the number of workers cleaning the subway   
   to 350.   
   	   
   	- N'Sync's Lance Bass says one of the first people he told that   
   he was gay was Britney Spears.  He said it was the only way to get her   
   to stop showing him her vagina.   
      
      
      
   New State Commemorative Quarters:   
   	- And the audience is ahead of him.   
   	   
   	- Florida - Applesauce: It's What's For Dinner!   
   	   
   	- Alabama - Come See Our Computer!  A Commodore Pet lovingly   
   rendered.  it's steam-powered.   
   	   
   	- Utah - One Man, One Vote, Three Wives.   
   	   
   	- Delaware - Slightly Larger Than Dennis Kucinich.   
   	   
   	- Iowa - Even Our State Bird Is Obese!  Conan saw that bird at   
   Applebee's.   
   	   
   	- New York - Where The Leaves, The Mets, and the Yankees Fall   
   Every Autumn.   
   	   
   	- California - Yes, You *Did* See Your Grocery Checkout Girl In   
   A Porn Video!   
   	   
   	- Canada- Ha, Ha! Our Quarter's Now Worth More Than Yours!   
   They're clapping at our country's going down the toilet.   
   	   
   	- Mississippi - Not Just Dumb -- _Mississippi_ Dumb!   
   	   
   	- Wyoming - We Thought We Had Our First Black Guy, But It Turned   
   Out To Be Walt With A Sunburn.   
   	   
   	- Idaho - Proudly Sliding Our Foot Into Montana's Stall.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)