From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Susie Essman:   
   	- Her 'Susie Green' character on Curb Your Enthusiasm curses a   
   *lot*.  Conan forgets as she's so nice in person.  She'll do the   
   character on request, even for strangers.   
   	   
   	- Middle-aged men would stare at her daughter; this encourages   
   her to go 'Susie Green' on them.  This one stranger grabbed her   
   16-year-old daughter's rear end.  She was texting her sister while   
   Essman was humiliting them.   
   	   
   	- You never see women exposing themselves in public.  Conan   
   wants them to.  Allegedly the approach is for women to laugh at a   
   flasher; did this happen to Conan?   
   	   
   	- Her kids are teenagers.  Step-kids.   14, 16, 18, 19.  You   
   become a total idiot to them.  Larry King is old!  No one's cool to a   
   teen.  She was in the car with Cindy, the 14-year-old.  Fergie came on   
   the radio.  ``Didn't she used to be with the Black Eyed Chili Peppers?''   
    This was the funniest thing she ever heard, like when Essman's mother   
   would ask ``Wasn't that Paul McCarthy from the Rolling Stones?''   
   Conan's children have already determined he's an idiot.   
   	   
   	- In little flashes Conan, mostly while driving, Conan sees   
   himself channeling his father.  His father would just swipe his hand   
   back in the station wagon trying to grab any of them, but there weren't   
   seats and they were drinking martinis and Conan would put his cigarette   
   out in his dad's hand.   
   	   
   	- And now Essman keeps checking what diseases she could have:   
   Lyme disease, club foot, enlarged prostate, hysterical blindness,   
   erectile dysfunction -- if one site doesn't have the symptoms you want,   
   others do.  But online symptoms are like ``do you get sleepy at night?''   
   or ``when you go a long time without water do you get thirsty?''   
   	   
      
   Zappa Plays Zappa:   
   	- Thanks Dweezil: I don't know what they played.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)