From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Jimmy is:   
   	- Working here two days.   
      
      
   What's Written:   
   	- No Conologue.   
   	   
   	- Because of the Writers' Strike Conan will talk about that.   
   All hope it gets resolved.  How will it affect a show like Conan's?   
   Some of the show is scripted; Conan came up with the hair.   
   	   
   	- What's written, what's not written?  An instructional video to   
   explain:   
   	   
   	- We have a fantastic show: written.  Conan kissing himself?   
   Written.  Audience questions?  Not written.  Guest is a real fan of   
   Conan's?  Written.  Max agreeing it's the first show in September?  Not   
   written and creepy.   
   	   
   	- Quackers: Not written and (earning his name) written.  Conan   
   not doing stupid arbitrary pointless comedy, right, Gorilla Nurse using   
   an old-fashioned abdominal exerciser while listening to Angel of the   
   Morning by Juice Newton:  Written; writer fired.   
      
      
   Audience Interview:   
   	- Don't whoop.  What if he's going to go in the crowd and hit   
   someone with a bag of nickels?   
   	   
   	- Larry King Live: his CNN bug comes on.  Next week he'll have   
   guests like ... Lou Dobbs (yick), Dr Phil, UFOs.  The bug keeps up with   
   that.  It'll be a great week.  He takes a call from Schenectady.  They   
   think he's doing a great job in Conan's audience.   
      
      
   Dancing with the Stars Made For TV Movie Casting:   
   	- Harry Hamlin: Fred Willard.   
   	   
   	- Tom Bergeron: The Church Lady, circa 1988.   
   	   
   	- Jerry Springer: Scooter from The Muppet Show.   
   	   
   	- Evander Holyfield: Ka-Zam the Rapping Genie.   
   	   
   	- Len Goodman: A Galopagos sea turtle.   
   	   
   	- Tatum o'Neil: Fabio.   
   	   
   	- John O'Hurley: The Simpsons' Kent Brockman.   
   	   
   	- Heather Mills: Ann Coulter.   
   	   
   	- Mills' artificial plastic leg: Joan Rivers.  It's a mean   
   audience.  Can't the writers go on strike now?   
   	   
   	- Wayne Newton: Rosie O'Donnell.   
   	   
   	- Scary Spice: The Cowardly Lion.   
   	   
   	- Passed-Out Marie Osmond: Passed-Out Lindsay Lohan.   
      
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