From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   14 February 2008 - Martin Short, Ray Allen, The Kooks   
   Max Is:   
   	Helpful.   
      
      
   Introduction:   
   	Condoms.  Bill Clinton's horny.  Willie Nelon, Snoop Dogg   
   druggies.  Dakota Fanning doesn't want to shave her head, so that   
   stopped the Dr Phil movie.  New Jersey.  Clay Aiken gay.  1st beagle   
   ever won best in show.  Jane Fonda.   
      
      
   What did the writers get out of the strike?  Hit in the face with decaf.   
      
      
   Valentine's Day Union of Two Single People.   
   	Grace Cara, fixed up with Danny Young from the audience.   
   Hallway dinner.  He's smooth.  Romantic music from Scott.  Romantic   
   direction.  Vibrating bed.  Manual.  Martin Short sings 'My Funny   
   Valentine'.   
      
      
   Martin Short:   
   	Introductory music from Jackie Rogers (senior).  Medical talk and   
   barium sleepovers with Tom Hanks, Steve Martin, and his friend Walter   
   Parks.   
      
   	Grace and Danny are having a real conversation.   
      
   	Is he scared of celebrities?  He was with Dick Lasucci for SCTV;   
   Lucille Ball and her manager were there.  She wants him to stop kicking   
   the back of her seat.  He's nowhere near her seat.  They fight through   
   the flight attendant.  Lucille Ball is mad.  John Candy wanted revenge.   
   Dick claims now they were loud and obnoxious.   
      
      
   Ray Allen:   
   	Secret of a three-point shot?  Legs.  Work.  Successful movies?   
   Be with Spike Lee and Denzel Washington.  Ka-Zam?  He plays basketball   
   strategically.  ``Look at that over there!''  Basketball superstitions:   
   the rituals start interacting.  He worries about walking the other side   
   of poles from partners.  He pulls them back.  Vitamin Water for Conan.   
   Conan's Cup o' Love.   
      
      
   The Kooks:   
   	Konk: No idea.  The album's so far in the future Amazon hasn't   
   got song titles for it.   
      
   	Grace is eating alone; Danny is on the bed alone, vibrating.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)