From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   18 February 2008 - Larry the Cable Guy, Tim Gunn, Jim Lauderdale, Al Perkins.   
   Max Is:   
   	Wearing twin suits.   
      
   Introduction:   
   	Obama.  Bill Clinton horny.  Shaquille O'Neil huge.  Beef   
   recall: Star Jones fat.  Supersonics leaving Seattle; bad news: the   
   Knicks aren't going anywhere.  Blind woman applied for acupuncture   
   license; she plans to practice on people blind or who want to be.  83rd   
   wedding anniversary: old people are miserable!  Super Bowl Champion   
   Patriots T-shirts went to Nicaragua.  Third World Countries get the   
   shirts: Congratulations President Howard Dean; Happy 10th Anniversary   
   Dennis Rodman & Carmen Electra; MC Hammer - Rich Forever.   
      
      
   The Band: Jeff Ross's favorite group.   
      
      
   	NBA Celebrity cutaways: Ludacris, Alyssa Milano, Arnold   
   Schwarzenegger looking like he's had a stroke.   
      
      
   John McCain Secrets:   
   	Ted Kennedy fat.  McCain-Feingold Singles Guide to Portland.   
   Green Acres was cancelled.  Footage clearly 'pan-and-scan' adapted from   
   4:3 recording.   
      
      
   Screeching Raccoon With A Jet Pack:   
   	It's been going for two years.  Orbit deteriorating; it could be   
   a threat if not shot down soon.  Arnold Schwarzenegger is baffled.   
   Today: try an air cannon.  It taunts Conan.  Ideas at home?   
   LateNightUnderground.com.  No catapults, no flame throwers, no shooting   
   the screeching raccoon with other screeching raccoons.  Does he hit   
   once?   
      
      
   Larry the Cable Guy:   
   	Mr Guy is now under pressure to live up to success.  Strippers.   
   He has a catchphrase.  He has an unspeakably awful movie coming out.   
      
      
   Tim Gunn:   
   	Believes you need a minimum level of competence but otherwise   
   any fashion can be right, with confidence.  High-wasted stuff doesn't   
   work for all.  Conan looks freaky, but fashion designers like his   
   physique.  Dislikes grown men dressing like kids.  Women too.  Makes   
   them look older.  Leaders aren't dressing well enough.  Bush wearing   
   crocks with presidential socks.  Clinton dresses too mannishly.  Nancy   
   Pelosi dresses presidential.  To dress down, he does Maynard G Krebs.   
      
      
   Jim Lauderdale, Al Perkins:   
   	Honey Songs: Honey Suckle Honey Pie.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)