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   21 February 2008 - Barbara Walters, Wladimir Klitschko, Black Mountain   
   Max Is:   
   	Draining all the authenticity from the programs.   
      
   Introduction:   
   	John McCain: elderly sex gross.  Bill Clinton horny.  Spice   
   Girls awful.  Bush dumb.  Hooters sleazy.  Sharper Image stuff   
   over-complicated junk.  Kirstie Alley fat.  Pantsless guy at Dunkin   
   Donuts arrested, offered to ``glaze'' the doughnuts.   
      
   	Conan gets Michael Buffrow, the ``Let's Get Ready To Rumble''   
   guy, to introduce Klitschko.   
      
   	Barack Obama wildly popular.  People go nuts for blowing his   
   nose, opening a water bottle, and such.   
      
   	McCain Secrets from before Late Night went HD: Stewardess   
   school.  He dyed his hair to look like Andy Warhol.  He beat up guys who   
   mocked his spilled mustard.  Gay joke.   
      
   	The Interruptor!  Conan hoped he was dead or incarcerated.   
   Might create a half-man, half-bobcat hybrid.  Conan knows a bit about   
   Canadian bobcats.  They'll go sniffing Dayquil during the break.   
      
      
   Barbara Walters:   
   	Fidel Castro: Walters interviewed him twice.  An affair?  Castro   
   makes a great grilled cheese sandwich.  Problem with Obama: he'd been on   
   The View, and she forgot.  Conan knows: never tell show business people   
   ``nice to meet you'' or ``nice to see you again'': say ``so good to see   
   you''.   
      
   	She was in Buckingham Palace.  She looked for ladies' room   
   souvenirs; nothing disposable.  Ruined many careers with one guitar and   
   band interview, plus got nine speeding tickets.   
      
      
   Wladimir Klitschko:   
   	He's taller than Conan.  Conan's oldest brother could beat   
   Klitschko and his older brother, but they're not fighters or lovers or   
   anything.  Girlfriends are great ways to learn a language.  Also The   
   Sopranos.  Something about poison of a snake.  Conan looks baffled or   
   skeptical.  Superstition about boxers abstaining before a match: that's   
   private, he won't discuss it.   
      
      
   Black Mountain:   
   	In The Future: Stormy High.   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)