From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   Max Is:   
   	Using phrases not otherwise used in fifty years.   
      
   Introduction:   
   	Bill Clinton horny.  Cable guys have vague appointments.  Joan   
   Rivers plastic surgery.  Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston hot.  Kentucky   
   Fried Chicken gives free food to Oscar winners, silly concept obsessing   
   	Conan.  Ted Kennedy fat, big-headed.  Marijuana dealers stoned.   
   Starr Jones fat.   
      
      
   Oscars:   
   	Accountant Jeff Grearson looks just like Academy Award nominee   
   Anton Shugur.  Grearson doesn't see it, and goes on a fire-extinguisher   
   	murder spree that appears to be based on No Country For Old Men   
   in some fashion.   
      
      
   Conan On The Aisle:   
   	There Will Be Blood: Weird voices.  La Vie En Rose: odd   
   Americanisms added.  Atonement: Strange to have a Jaws moment.  No   
   Country For Old Men: one scene Conan found un-suspenseful.  Guy never   
   did a coin toss before.  Great writing.   
      
      
   Nathan Lane:   
   	Steroid joke.  Larry Craig gay.  Conan owns spandex and he   
   	bikes.  Marlon Brando fat, crazy.  Taken as a kid to the fat   
   section in the clothing stores.  Lane was shocked to see Conan outside   
   his natural setting.   
      
   	The Oscars are, in person, like being slapped with People   
   magazine.  He had funny Disney cartoon jokes that were shakily received.   
   	He's playing the president in the wacky satirical November.   
   Everybody came to The Producers.   
      
      
   Michel Gondry:   
   	Invited Conan to a White Stripes video.  Gondry didn't have time   
   to let his actors know what to do.  Gondry made a weird cube   
   representation of Conan's head.  He shows also Gondry's sculpture of his   
   own head, with lenses in his nose.  Made his own alternate-reality Late   
   Night set: includes an alternate-universe La Bamba and a Frankenstein   
   Conan.   
      
      
   Secondhand Serenade:   
   	A Twist In My Story: Fall For You (?).   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)