From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   28 February 2008 - Natalie Portman, Robert Schimmel, James Blunt   
   Jimmy Is:   
   	Great.   
      
   Introduction:   
   	John McCain old.  Ralph Nader loser.  Bush dumb.  Swedish people   
   talk funny.  FLUGENBACH!  Valerie Bertinelli, Kirstie Alley not   
   interesting.  Keith Richards druggie.  Hillary Clinton shrew.   
      
   	Leap Day!  Leap-Aggeddon!  Conan mistakenly attributes leap day   
   to the Gregorian calendar; it's only the century correction which   
   doesn't trace back to the Julian calendar.  Chaos is King!  Whipped   
   Cream Top Hat!  Sex on a Ladder!  (The weak one.  Whipped Cream Top Hat   
   was the strongest one.)  Pig in a Hammock!   
      
   	James Wormworth gets a pedicure at 5th Avenue Nails: They get   
   candies, nobody's around.  Conan cough-bribes with a $50 bill.  She's   
   from somewhere in Russia.  James has webbed toes.  Conan tries starting   
   some weird rule of thumb.  They add sound effects to nail-filing.   
   Massage chair racing.  Conan's chair has a rabid raccoon.  Foot braces   
   from Misery, and what can paper slippers not do?  Blue leg paint?   
   They're separated, and Conan gets into gossip while James whistles the   
   Jeopardy theme.  They walk out to the street barefoot.   
      
   	Now James's feet have pink toenail polish.   
      
      
      
   Natalie Portman:   
   	She beat Meryl Streep for a Golden Globe!  She was shocked.   
   Portman felt guilty for comic trash-talking.  Working silly things into   
   the eight jillionth interview of the day.  Royal Premiere, with the   
   royals: you have to answer, but not ask, questions.  ``You must address   
   her by ma'am which rhymes with spam.''  Was she in the original Star   
   Wars films?  Trumpets cost money: who pays?  Kung Fu Snow White?   
      
      
   Robert Schimmel:   
   	Had non-Hodgkins lymphoma.  Family adjustments: parents took it   
   hard.  Doctor approved marijuana in front of his parents.  Mother went   
   for rolling paper at 7-Eleven.  Sense of humor helps.   
      
   	Wanted to know about angry guy with cancer.  Made joke about   
   sexiness; guy fell out of his chair laughing.  Changed his attitude.   
   Chemotherapy baldness: guy with wigs and catalogue, didn't know Schimmel   
   started bald.  Including wigs for private areas.  Merkins.  Looks like   
   doughnuts dropped on a barber shop floor.   
      
   	Jackie Mason introduced him to friends as Howie Mandel, after   
   chemotherapy.  Used ``Robert Schimmel'' as his name; Mason believes   
   ``Howie Mandel'' is the stage name.  Starts rumor Mandel was on   
   chemotherapy.  Comedy festival: Mandel comes over, asking how he is.   
      
      
   James Blunt:   
   	All The Lost Souls: Carry You Home.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)