From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   29 February 2008 - Christina Ricci, Jason Sudeikis, Shooter Jennings   
   Jimmy Is:   
   	With a jazzy pimped-out guitar strap.   
      
   Introduction:   
   	John McCain old.  Obama/McCain unstoppable ticket.  Huckabee   
   lost cause.  Ryan Seacrest gay.  Mexicans dirty foreigners.  England   
   reports cocaine bushels washing up on shore; this explains a whale   
   spotted driving a Camaro.  Detroit library stocking things children   
   like.  (How is stocking video games -- which my libraries have done   
   since about 1990 -- different from stocking video tapes?)  Keith Richard   
   druggie.  Larry King nuts, old.   
      
      
   Ralph Nader:   
   	Running with Matt Gonzales, former San Francisco city   
   supervisor.  Also asked, rejected: Robert Blake, Bob from the Natural   
   Male Enhancement commercials, Steve Nader.   
      
      
   Kid fainted at Schwarzenneger event: Jingle All The Way awful.   
      
      
   Fidel Castro Rabbit DJ!   
   	Passes on his turn-papal to Raul Castro Rabbit DJ!   
      
      
   Leap-A-licious!  A celebration of Leap!  Unbe-leap-able!  365.2425 days.   
   	Mike points out: And yet he didn't mention Black History Month.   
   Busted!  Hattie McDowell won the Academy Award for playing a slave in   
   the Confederate power-fantasy movie 'Gone With The Wind'.  Admittedly,   
   she was also the only non-idiot.   
      
   	Strap on your fun guns!  Party like it's 02-29!   
      
      
   Christina Ricci:   
   	Nude scenes are really annoying.  Should be a naked fighting   
   award.  Could only watch The Cosby Show growing up (``So that's a   
   sweater'').  She'd read words and stick with odd pronunciations, such as   
   for chaos.  She loves Psychology Today, reads it online.  Sexual   
   selection by scent?  Common couples counseling complaint: ``I hate the   
   way he smells.''  Conan poured vanilla extract on his pants while   
   dating.   
      
   	She did Speed Racer and got into the gymnastics needed.  Is   
   smallness good for a spy?  Conan was a police officer for a small part   
   and let it go to his head.  Her new movie, she has a pig snout, scaring   
   suitors.   
      
      
   Jason Sudeikis:   
   	Rock of Love.  Few channels actually used.  He wrote one joke   
   during the strike.  ``How does Alfred Hitchcock keep his pants up?  With   
   suspense-sters.''  Call of Duty game player.  Teen game players get   
   vicious.  ``You're old, like 25?''  ``Go read a book, dork.''  Sort-of   
   made a Roger Corman movie with circa 1960 Jack Nicholson, The Wild Ride.   
    Couldn't afford the real Jack Nicholson for the non-flashback new   
   parts.  Hurley from Lost!  Conan throws to commercial from way back.   
      
   	+ Actually, it's less a Jack Nicholson impersonator than it is   
   the holo-doctor from Voyager.   
      
      
   Shooter Jennings:   
   	The Wolf: I don't know.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)