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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   13 March 2008 - Meredith Viera, Harland    
   15 Mar 08 15:07:07   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   13 March 2008 - Meredith Viera, Harland Williams, Keith Robinson   
   Jimmy Is:   
   	Agreeing that it's good.   
      
   Introduction:   
   	Jim McGreevy is gay.  Elliot Spitzer's prostitute is a singer.   
   Bill Clinton horny.  P Diddy's name silly.  Old women will die soon!   
   But the prostitute is hot so it's cool.   
      
   Walkover: Fire, Ohio Players (?)   
      
   	Pierre Bernard: Nobody called him back about his message.  Conan   
   feels the flaw is delivery.  Snoop Dogg recorded it as he'd do it.   
      
   	Spitzer Movie Casting:   
   	Silva Spitzer: Jennifer Anniston.   
   	Alan Dershowitz: Woody Allen.   
   	Jim Cramer: Billy Joel.   
   	Heidi Fleiss: celebrity stylist Kojo.   
   	Larry Craig: American Gothic guy.   
   	Jim McGreevy: Bob the Natural Male Enhancement Guy.   
   	Chuck Schumer: Grampa Munster.   
   	Elliot Spitzer: an Egyptian fruit bat.   
   	Hillary Clinton: Chucky.   
   	Bill Clinton: Bea Arthur.   
   	Michael Bloomberg: Galapagos Land tortoise.   
   	Larry King: The alien from Mars Attacks.   
      
      
   Meredith Viera:   
   	Redheads are becoming extinct; should Conan save his seed?  Jane   
   Fonda was on the View, for a silly scandal.  Stunts: being in a human   
   hamster ball rolling down a hill.  YouTube is full of bad ideas.  It's   
   not so scary.   
      
      
   Harland Williams:   
   	He has a numb face.  British people talk funny.  He dug up a   
   speed bump.  It's a flag man who passed out.  Something about   
   International House of Pancakes.  If you don't milk a cow it goes sour.   
   Whales come up Conan's matte river.   
      
      
   Keith Robinson:   
   	Philadelphia ugly: how was that determined?  With age comes   
   crankiness.  Young is better.  Kids screw you up.  He's not hip-hop   
   black; he's Earth-Wind-and-Fire black.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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