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|    13 March 2008 - Meredith Viera, Harland     |
|    15 Mar 08 15:07:07    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              13 March 2008 - Meredith Viera, Harland Williams, Keith Robinson       Jimmy Is:        Agreeing that it's good.              Introduction:        Jim McGreevy is gay. Elliot Spitzer's prostitute is a singer.       Bill Clinton horny. P Diddy's name silly. Old women will die soon!       But the prostitute is hot so it's cool.              Walkover: Fire, Ohio Players (?)               Pierre Bernard: Nobody called him back about his message. Conan       feels the flaw is delivery. Snoop Dogg recorded it as he'd do it.               Spitzer Movie Casting:        Silva Spitzer: Jennifer Anniston.        Alan Dershowitz: Woody Allen.        Jim Cramer: Billy Joel.        Heidi Fleiss: celebrity stylist Kojo.        Larry Craig: American Gothic guy.        Jim McGreevy: Bob the Natural Male Enhancement Guy.        Chuck Schumer: Grampa Munster.        Elliot Spitzer: an Egyptian fruit bat.        Hillary Clinton: Chucky.        Bill Clinton: Bea Arthur.        Michael Bloomberg: Galapagos Land tortoise.        Larry King: The alien from Mars Attacks.                     Meredith Viera:        Redheads are becoming extinct; should Conan save his seed? Jane       Fonda was on the View, for a silly scandal. Stunts: being in a human       hamster ball rolling down a hill. YouTube is full of bad ideas. It's       not so scary.                     Harland Williams:        He has a numb face. British people talk funny. He dug up a       speed bump. It's a flag man who passed out. Something about       International House of Pancakes. If you don't milk a cow it goes sour.       Whales come up Conan's matte river.                     Keith Robinson:        Philadelphia ugly: how was that determined? With age comes       crankiness. Young is better. Kids screw you up. He's not hip-hop       black; he's Earth-Wind-and-Fire black.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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