From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   12 March 2008 - Snoop Dogg, Carson Daly   
   Jimmy Is:   
   	Wearing a tie that matches his guitar.   
      
   Introduction:   
   	Elliot Spitzer had to write a letter of resignation.  Out of   
   habit he addressed it ``Dear Penthouse''.  Bill Clinton horny.  John   
   McCain old: their take until McCain gets a whore.  Colorado woman fined   
   for dyeing her poodle pink: poodles look gay.  Jamie Lynn Spears   
   pregnant.  Larry King old.  Obese men don't deserve sex.   
      
   	Walkover: Up for the Down Stroke, George Clinton.  Conan heard   
   'Clooney'.   
      
   	New York City TV covered endlessly the Governor's car driving   
   around, preempting almost all of The Price is Right.  He stops at The Ho   
   Depot.  Goes into a tunnel repeatedly.   
      
   	Pierre Bernard: had a problem with last night's take-out.  Left   
   a voice mail message describing his issues.  Ruth: ``when I bit into it   
   something poked my tongue and now it's hurting a little''.  In the pasta   
   with the meat.  It's hurting.  He threw it in the trash.  He'll talk to   
   Ruth tomorrow.  His tongue doesn't seem injured now.   
      
      
   In The Year 2000: Snoop Dogg Edition.   
   	- President Bush will finally admit the country is in recession   
   when the border patrol catches thousands of Americans sneaking into   
   Mexico to wash dishes.   
      
   	- I, Snoop Dogg, will change my name to Snoop Doggowicz when I   
   quit smoking weed and start smoking salmon.   
      
   	- The popular Backstreet Boys will reunite when Arby's knocks   
   down the wall between its fry cooks and its shake makers.   
      
   	- The Atlanta Thrashers will defeat the Columbus Blue Jackets   
   with a thrilling third-period buzzer-beater.  Those are hockey teams, by   
   the way.  Remember hockey?   
      
   	- NBC will replace their reality show My Dad Is Better Than Your   
   Dad with the much more realistic, Our Network IS In Much Worse Shape   
   Than Your Network.   
      
   	- Presidential candidates will stop catering to powerful   
   superdelegates and start focusing on more powerful delegates like   
   Snooperdelegates.   
      
   	- In a bizarre coincidence zoologists will note that camel   
   vaginas look just like human toes.   
      
   	- Elliot Spitzer's wife Silva will get back at ther husband by   
   driving down to New York City and getting a little shoom-shoom from   
   Snoop Doog.   
      
      
   Snoop Dogg:   
   	He's relaxed.  Yoga is, to him, crossing his legs and sitting   
   upright.  He likes the yoga instructor posing.  Vacuuming and cleaning   
   relax.  His youngest son, 11, is just in it for the money, and Dogg   
   doesn't know what he does with it.  Maybe in his lizard tank.   
      
   	Hosted European Video Music Awards in Germany.  No cat soup.  He   
   made a kilt work.  Did a country album finally.  Dogg orders Conan to   
   dance to it.   
      
      
   Carson Daly:   
   	7 years as host?  Wow.  Dogg's bodyguard is like 11 people   
   lashed together.  His show gets kicked out of places a lot.  8-H, 6-A,   
   3-K for an electrical-fire visit from Snoop Dogg.  Tom Brokaw got a   
   contact high; Libya was invaded by lizards.   
      
   	Carson plays a lot of golf, particularly with celebrities.  One   
   year, paired with Kenny G.  Excellent golfer.  Carson got to drinking   
   beer, 9 am, as he was bad.   
      
   	He bought a motorcycle.  Studied for written permit and had to   
   take both the motorcycle license test *and* the driver's license test.   
   Feared losing both and his mom would have to pick him up.   
      
   	Wants Saint Patrick's Day to be official holiday.   
      
      
   Snoop Dogg:   
   	Ego Trippin': Life of da Party, I think.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)