From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   17 March 2008 - Martha Stewart, Lance Krall, Billy Bragg   
   Jimmy Is:   
   	Irrelevant.   
      
   Introduction:   
   	Saint Patrick's Day Parade: started on 44th street, ended in   
   rehab.  the Prime Minister of Ireland called for moderate drinking, and   
   everyone laughed and laughed.  Jim McGreevy is gay.  Hillary Clinton's   
   war with Barack Obama to cost a trillion dollars; more true than funny.   
   John McCain old.  Halle Barry gave birth to a girl; the baby is fine,   
   and the mother is superfine.  Charlie Sheen horny.  Remembrance to those   
   lost today: bar fight deaths.  Exploded livers.  Drownings (own vomit).   
   Grenade-related.  Tried to fight police horse.  Could be predicted, but   
   funny.   
      
   	(Jimmy bets U2 too drunk to notice their playing 'In The Name Of   
   Love'.)   
      
   Good Housekeeping:   
   	Conan feels exploited.  Conan O'Brien's Saint Patrick's Day   
   Stew.  They made it up.  It shakes Conan's confidence.  Matthew Fox's   
   Monkey Smoothie?   
      
      
   Typical Irish Dinner From Conan's Youth Reenactment:   
   	They don't eat as fast as you'd figure for a huge family.   
      
   Potato O'Brien from YouTube:   
   	Irish line dancing.  Either a potato with fungus or the   
   Masturbating Bear in potatoes.   
      
      
   Joel's got a beard.  And a snake.   
      
      
   Notre Dame's new mascot:   
   	The Debating Irish, on the merits of a national health car   
   system.   
      
      
   Martha Stewart:   
   	Conan's really Chip Whitley.  She's making yarn from her dog's   
   fur; she lacks sheep.  This woman spins yarn of provided furs.  She has   
   her own ham.  She bought two million hogs.  Conan guesses four hams to   
   each hog.   
      
   	Cooking demonstration, with whiskey.  Conan finds Irish soda   
   bread dry.  Stewart slabs on butter.  Guinness And Bass Ale blended.   
   Stewart hypotizes Conan with a shamrock cookie.  Conan tries various   
   things which are not alcohol.  Irish whiskey glaze very good.  Conan   
   extends the commercial break so he can eat more ham.   
      
      
   Lance Krall:   
   	Does a show where he plays a moronic DJ.  Sits awkwardly.  How   
   to get celebrities when the show's starting out?  Personal favors.   
   Food.  Ride.  They stole Conan's idea.  Wife is character inspiration:   
   is she insulted?  He promised not to bring it up, but Conan did.  Very   
   smart, but social dingbat.  She didn't know what 'snafu' means.  She was   
   trying to start a catchphrase.  She didn't know snafu had been a word   
   since World War II.   
      
   	His mother was a spy; who woos the CIA?  His father a navy   
   pilot.  She got an FBI manhunt and CIA participation because he was late   
   home one day.   
      
      
   Billy Bragg:   
   	Mr Love and Justice: I Keep Faith In You (I imagine: Amazon.com   
   doesn't have a list of the CD's songs yet.  Something with that as a   
   refrain, though.)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)