From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   18 March 2008 - Ice T, Brian Posehn, Stars   
   Jimmy Is:   
   	Predicting a boren-burg.  (Barnburner.)   
      
   Introduction:   
   	The new Governor of New York admitted to an affair; he's fitting   
   right in.  Sheen goes to lots of prostitutes.  John McCain old.  Bill   
   Clinton horny.  Coyote attacks are rising in New Jersey; coyotes have   
   developed a taste for track suits.  Tiger Woods bought a $65-million,   
   9-bedroom seaside Hamptons mansion to live with his Swedish model wife.   
   But is he happy?  Obese men have more trouble getting an erection except   
   in the buffet line at Sizzler.   
      
   	Swedish fans in the audience.  Late Night with Conan O'Brien is   
   its name in Sweden.  It's all about making the face afterwards.   
      
   	Instant Audience Upgrade: Nick and Chelsey.  2nd Lieutenant Page   
   Tim Borland takes them to the Sharper Image robotic chairs.  Chelsey   
   finds it a little hard in the back.  First class curtain.  Conan-kissing   
   pillows.  10,000 Show Miles.  Good for prizes (7,500 miles: an evening   
   with La Bamba.)  (10,000 Miles: shuttle bus to Regis and Kelly Lee.)   
   You're as far as possible from Back-Row Bob.  Breathing 100% fresh   
   Vigoda Air.  Lap dance from sexiest cameraman, Oscar.  Explosive   
   allegations whispered by Brian Williams.   
      
      
   Ice T:   
   	His wife's nude in Playboy, with shoots from the subway.  The   
   conductor knew something was going on.  He and his wife are naked for   
   'Gangsta Rap' cover.  He loves Tupperware.   
      
      
   Bear Sterns Collapse:   
   	La Bamba is stunned by it all.  So, Dumb It Down For La Bamba:   
   lots of trouble explaining banks.  Or 'they money bad, kaboom'.  Conan   
   resorts to monkey noises.  'But my money good right?'   
      
   	I thought they were going to resolve this by La Bamba asking a   
   sharp, detailed question.   
      
      
   Brian Posehn:   
   	He's not a partyer.  He gets violent at 'Party Like A Rock   
   Star'.  Might use time travel to stop the first person who said it.   
   'Party Like Van Halen, 78-83' cooler than now.  Now he looks like   
   Gollum.   
      
   	Looked himself up on Wikipedia.  His page was mostly nice, with   
   'his freakish looks and shameless climbing' added by a hater.  He   
   re-edited it to say his penis tastes like gummi bears, which no one will   
   fact-check.   
      
   	Cats run in on them in bed.  Does his wife have to be there when   
   he masturbates?   
      
      
   Stars:   
   	In Our Bedroom After The War: Take Me To The Riot   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)