From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   19 March 2008 - Tracy Morgan, Chris Hansen, Paul Thorn   
   Jimmy Is:   
   	Wednesday!   
      
   Introduction:   
   	So many New York sex scandals.  Jim McGreevy gay, had   
   threesomes.  Your move, Spitzer.  New Jersey mullets.  Starbucks lines   
   long.  Dalai Lama promised he'd quit being spiritual leader of Tibet the   
   moment it stopped being fun.  Heather Mills awarded $48 million in   
   divorcing Paul McCarthy.  She hopes to get on with her life and divorce   
   someone from The Who.  Horton Hears a Who protests stupid.  Bill Clinton   
   horny.  La Bamba has a grape derby.   
      
      
   	Conan O'Brien's St Patrick's Day Stew: web site, Conan o'Brien's   
   Irish-style potato chive pancakes.  Conan announces recipes he may move:   
   Irish potato sundae.  Boiled Celtic cabbage burger with potato garnish.   
   Cold irish Soup: Lucky Charms, milk, Guinness.   
      
   	HBO's In Treatment: Conan's one of the therapy patients for the   
   show.  Conan shows a clip.  ``This mouth kissed Joy Behar!''   
      
   	In The Year 2000, Tracy Morgan Edition:   
   	- Former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer will announce he   
   resigned to spend more time with his family of hookers.   
      
   	- To improve its image malt liquor will instead be referred to   
   as ``Ghetto Advil''.   
      
   	- The cast of Broadway's The Little Mermaid will flee in horror   
   terror when Starr Jones enters the theater carryigng a tub of tartar   
   sauce.   
      
   	- I, Tracy Morgan, will make it to the Olympics.  The Olympics   
   of getting girls pregnant.   
      
   	- During the NCAA basketball tournament it will be discovered   
   what people thought was the Duke mascot, the Blue Devil, was really Dick   
   Cheney having a heart attack.   
      
   	- Yo, RoRo, don't forget to pick up Charika and Shadella at   
   McDonald's after their dance practice tomorrow.  That wasn't a   
   prediction, I just know brother's watching.   
      
   	- It will be clear just how bad the economy is when Lehman   
   Brothers is sold to Goldman-Saks for a six-pack of sprite and two   
   tickets to an Arena Football game.   
      
   	- I will be the next black blind governor of New York.  he's got   
   the black part down, now he just has to look at a naked Alan Alda.   
      
   	- The New York Mets will make everyone quickly forget last   
   year's late-season collapse when this year they collapse in spring   
   training.   
      
   	- Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy will be involved in   
   yet another three-way.  Meanwhile late night talk show host Conan   
   O'Brien will be involved in yet another one-way.   
      
      
   Tracy Morgan:   
   	Semi-coherent political rambling.  Sexist blather of the   
   pre-suffragette era.  Elliot Spitzer, his man.  Richard Nixon, on the   
   wall in his house.  Also Bruce Lee.  More rambling.  He likes The Flavor   
   Of Love.  He's in the paper for taking his shirt off often.  He's part   
   of the awful Superhero Movie.  Doesn't respect The Incredible Hulk: he's   
   a drunk white dude in a bar.  Hulk number not come out.  Conan can't   
   process what's weirder, what he said or that he's getting dressed saying   
   it.   
      
      
   Chris Hansen:   
   	He gets 'Predators' who're huge fans.  First time probably he   
   had no idea how it'd go.  Had to find the right '14-year-old' for the   
   arrived predator.  Most ridiculous excuse: just coming here to babysit.   
   Many guys start talking about their problems.  Now he's investigating   
   financial scams.   
      
      
   Paul Thorn:   
   	- A Long Way from Tupelo: Long Way From Tupelo.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)