From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   20 March 2008 - David Schwimmer, Drake Bell, Yael Naim   
   Introduction:   
   	In 100 years redheads will be extinct, so, get Conan while you   
   can.  Jim McGreevey gay.  Hillary Clinton shrew.  Starbucks $1 coffee to   
   cost $8.  Fat people enormous.  JK Rowling may sue a fan doing a Harry   
   Potter encyclopedia; he says, at least it's some form of contact with a   
   girl.  In Sweden a pharmacy got permission to sell dildoes.  Owner:   
   finally, something to sell in our dildo aisle!   
      
   	Conan was on Martha Stewart's show.  Nobody goes for it.   
      
   	Another White Guy Pretending He Knows What It's Like Being   
   Black.  Does giving Mike Merritt a $10 gift certificate to Foot Locker   
   make up for slavery?   
      
   	Celebrity recipes: phony Conan recipes.  The editor in chief of   
   Good Housekeeping, Rosemary Ellis, brought out some of ``his'' stew to   
   apologize.  There was a mistake in the confirmation process, but Conan's   
   been such a mensch, or an argy-bargy.  And a special Conan Commemorative   
   Issue.  ``She drives me crazy''?  7 ways to burn fat faster in your big   
   Irish head now.  Conan ``Irishes'' it up.  Conan takes it too far.   
      
      
   David Schwimmer:   
   	New York City is different from Los Angeles.  And Chicago!  Good   
   thing you did on that thing?  Got a 1976 Chevy Monte Carlo for the seven   
   months in high school before college.  Krunk brown.  Monster engine, two   
   doors weighing about half a ton.  Swiveling bucket seats.  Lots of   
   pranks on his new movie, like filling the giant bottles of water with   
   vodka, sabotaging the movie.  Hank Azaria is really intimidating.   
   Filming with nudity!   
      
      
   Switching Problem:   
   	That guy from the audience slowly takes over the action.   
   Another guy has pizza delivered.  Little problem in staging.   
      
      
   Drake Bell:   
   	Drake and Josh: show I never heard of.  They were too old for   
   it.  Superhero costumes stink.  He doesn't turn up in tabloids, maybe   
   from not partying and going to rehab.  Go to Germany and read a tabloid!   
    Conan's tabloid story is him not washing hands after using the   
   bathroom.  He was in Jerry McGuire.  Leslie Neilsen is still making   
   awful movies.   
      
      
   Yael Naim:   
   	Yael Naim: that Apple MacBook Air song in case there's anyone   
   who hadn't heard it already.  New Soul, for the record.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)