From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   2 April 2008 - John Leguizamo, George Takei, The Bravery   
   Jimmy:   
   	Thinks it's amazing, not terrific.   
      
   Introduction:   
   	Bill Clinton horny.  John McCain old.  Donald Trump/That Elliot   
   Spitzer hooker.  Moses high?  Scientists found the gene responsible for   
   people smoking cigarettes; it was hiding in the high school bathroom.   
   Breasts!  Ohio man arrested for having sex with the umbrella holder   
   hole; it was that or the bug zapper.  Negative campaign ad directed   
   against This Guy.   
      
   	Knut the Polar Bear: publicity-addicted psycho.  Let's give him   
   some attention!   
      
   	Wet Jeans Contest: now with Amber, Tiffany, and Amber.  America   
   Wins!   
      
   	Knut comes back, giving money.   
      
   	Helping Elaine Culia, head custodian: here's her own theme song!   
    o/` Conan's very sorry about the time he tried to see her chest!  Oooh,   
   Elaine!  o/`.  You liked that?  o/` The way you vacuum and dust do all   
   that other stuff ... mmm girl, mm yeah.  Her name's Elaine. o/`.  Conan   
   doesn't think that right.  o/` ELAINE!  o/`   
      
   	- Splendid bunch of sketches.  Apparently Michael Coleman got   
   his stuff.   
      
      
   John Leguizamo:   
   	He sticks gum on the desk.  There was a near-shooting the first   
   day of shooting.  Next day, an eight-year-old was fired.  'Love in the   
   Time of Cholera': Scary character, awesome actor, throws great parties.   
   His Spanish used to be surfer-dude bad.   
      
      
   George Takei:   
   	Live long and prosper!  Vulcans live 200 years, but humans might   
   do 135 years with care.  Who just woo'd fiber?  Got to roast Shatner.   
   40 years and he couldn't pronounce Takei correctly.  Takei, toupee.   
   ``You really meant that, didn't you?''  ``Good luck, Bill.''  Didn't   
   know who Howard Stern was before being on his show.  He dubbed a   
   Godzilla movie, his first paying gig.  Godzilla Raids Again.  Dubbing is   
   near-impossible to get right; Takei explains it.  Couldn't capture   
   'stupid fool' or 'you foolish thing' to match bakayaro, until, someone   
   thought of banana-oil.  Works in that context.   
      
      
   The Bravery:   
   	The Sun and the Moon: Believe, I think?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)