From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   3 April 2008 - John Krasinski, Bode Miller, Cobra Starship   
   Jimmy:   
   	Really doesn't care.   
      
   Introduction:   
   	China cancelled Celine Dion concert; Dalai Lma says maybe   
   they're not so bad after all.  Hillary Clinton shrew.  Floridians old.   
   Gas is expensive.  NBC is planning new shows year round: The Apprentice   
   6, Gladiator II, and a fourth night of Dateline.  Men want fast sex,   
   including apology (joke also used on Letterman).  Bobby Brown says   
   Whitney Houston drove him to drugs; before Houston, he had to hitchhike.   
    (That's more like it.)  Bush dumb.  The Wiggles.   
      
   	Walkover: Steely Dan, My Old School.   
      
   	John McCain Old: looking for older running mate, like the Six   
   Flags guy, or Dumbledore, or the 60 Minutes Cast.  Maybe Tomb of Ramses   
   II.  Larry King's father.   
      
   	Knut, Attention Addict: He takes a hostage.   
      
   	Cow-Human Hybrid, subject I called before Conan named it: Joel   
   boos.  He did it all the time back on the farm.  They're always in the   
   moo-ooo-oood for love.  He's done.   
      
   	It's 12:40 am and the phone is ringing.  Crisis is boring.  You   
   want to hear cheap jokes about the latest celebrity-tart train wreck.   
   Which host do you trust to give you a trivial, nonthreatening joke?   
   He'll make you laugh, but he won't make you think!   
      
   	- I think they remembered it's Al Bell's afcob anniversary   
   coming up, with a sketch like that.   
      
      
   John Krasinski:   
   	Knut comes out first.   
      
   	Plane flights are lousy if you have legs.  Couldn't swap with   
   loud, animatronic guys to sit with a friend, and passive-aggressive   
   customers abound.   
      
   	Seattle.  Weird young woman going 'JOHN KRASINSKI!'  A lot.   
      
   	Leatherheads.  No bulking up necessary.  Was a prank.  Conan   
   could not gain weight.  George Clooney anecdote, didn't hear crowds were   
   yelling 'JOHN!' instead.   
      
      
   Bode Miller:   
   	Old, doesn't play well with others.  They cut off his funding.   
   He used a gold medal to fix a toilet (holding the seat up).  Pushing   
   steam roller by accident.  Skiing has tight margins, 3/100ths of a   
   second ahead of second place for his gold.  Great story in striving for   
   the Olympics.   
      
      
   Cobra Starship:   
   	Viva La Cobra: Guilty Pleasure.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)