From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   4 April 2008 - Christina Applegate, Lewis Black, Stephen Curry   
   Introduction:   
   	Bill Clinton horny.  Obama giving away Dave Matthews tickets, to   
   win really white voters.  Bush dumb.  John McCain old.  New Kids On The   
   Block: a reunion was now or never, and unfortunately, they chose now.   
   Naomi Campbell arrested for assaulting a police officer; she apologized;   
   she thought he worked for her.  Conan thought it would do well.  Stevie   
   Wonder's been skiing.  ``Seriously?  I thought it had just gotten really   
   windy.''  Larry King old.   
      
   	Knut the Polar Bear: He twirls a plate and shows him bouncing on   
   a woman in a creepy little simulation of sex.   
      
   	Noches de Pasion con Senor O'Brien: Street setting.  Conando   
   saves the lady from lecherous police and fights over his song -- but he   
   must battle Knuto!   
      
   	Knut interrupts Applegate's introduction for a dry ice and laser   
   show opening.   
      
      
   Christina Applegate:   
   	Misses the string dance.  Her movie's playing everywhere; how?   
   They made a German 'Married with Children' with their scripts.  She was   
   stunned by an episode where she wore chaps.  They consider Self magazine   
   covers.   
      
      
   	Conan's Diary.  The sketch hasn't got any less creepy with   
   Conan's marriage going on several happy years.   
      
      
   Lewis Black:   
   	Wants spring *now*.  Virus.  For $150, make something up.   
   Economy sucks.  Christians screwed up the economy.  Thanksgiving: when   
   Protestants and Indians invented gambling and the buffet.  Vote for   
   Santa.   
      
   	In his show, he judges such hilariously exhausted comic topics   
   as Donald Trump and Viagra.   
      
      
   Stephen Curry:   
   	Many angry that he ruined so many NCAA pools.  Lots of Facebook   
   messages.  He was late to his first class back, and got applauded.   
   Conan has facial hair problems; so does Curry.  Pre-game ritual: he and   
   his roommate take naps together.  Weird short clapping.   
      
   	They have a Peanuts-themed closing bumper with Conan in a   
   Charlie Brown shirt.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)