From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   	(Trying to keep these brief so that I don't end up losing   
   an hour and a half to transcribing the show in more detail than the   
   Closed Captioning offers:)   
      
   2008 July 7 - Ted Koppel, Emily Mortimer, Steel Train   
   	Conologue   
      
   	If They Mated - Alex Rodriguez with either his current wife or   
   Madonna.  Wasn't paying close enough attention and wasn't on the Tivo.   
      
   	NBC spent 3.5 billion for the Weather Channel, or you could look   
   out the window.  And 4 billion for the Time Channel.   
      
   	Smicker's Jelly Fan Birthday Wishes.   
      
      
   Ted Koppel:   
   	Koppel/Conan North American Wedding Ring Spinning Championship.   
   Conan 30, Koppel 27.   
      
   	People's Republic of Capitalism: the new China.  Koppel never   
   heard of Chongqing somehow.  Rainbomb.   
      
   Sigh.  Joe's Bar.  Brian McCann breaks up.   
      
   Emily Mortimer:   
   	She has a son.  Trouble filming in Lithuania, what with their   
   having been brutally oppressed by the Soviet Union.  She ruins a guy's   
   life by shaving his moustache.   
      
   Steel Train:   
   	Trampoline: A Still Burns(?)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)