From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   	(Very strong show even given the McCain interview was the   
   standard Candidate Trying To Look Cool While Host Tries Not To Look   
   Mean.)   
      
   18 July 2008 - John McCain, The Steeldrivers.   
   	Conologue.  Show taping late.  British Open without Tiger Woods.   
      
   	Day At UPS.  Marty Paratone.  They're package cars, not trucks.   
   Shelves tilt upward.  Three-point contact into truck.  Conan taps the   
   horn.  Conan rallies the troops: We lost five good men yesterday, they   
   went into Weehauken and didn't come out.  Little 575948.  Conan's mime   
   package is too heavy.  UPS underwear.  `Here's Your Package, lady'   
   T-shirt.  Flame decal for the truck.  Family Restaurant: they got tape   
   and supplies.  Worst Christmas ever.  Half-dozen packages at once.  Hand   
   truck for envelope.  Check?  July 28?  Can he use your bathroom?  Uses   
   	the guy's toothbrush.  Conan hops the fence.  Swimming pool!   
   Frank jumps in.   
      
   John McCain:   
   	Plane was late.  'McCain Pirate' hat?  Late night comics agree   
   McCain's old.  Has he got something else?  Why, he was shot down, isn't   
   that funny?  Mom went to Paris and bought a car.  Wanted to wash his   
   mouth out with soap.  Polls.  Carrying his luggage in airpots is good   
   experience.  New Hampshire campaign jokes.  Vice President choices: dull   
   or boring?  Is anyone unaware that being Vice President stinks?   
      
   	Made-For-TV Movie: McCain -Tim Conway.  Charlie Crist- Bob   
   Barker.  Bobby Jindal- Kumar.  Mike Huckabee- Gomer Pyle.  Meg Whitman-   
   Tom Petty.  Mitt Romney- Any Local Weatherman.  Joe LIeberman- A basset   
   hound.  Condoleeza Rice- Snoop Dogg.   
      
   Intro graphic: Conan-bellied sneeches.   
      
   	McCain liked ``Mamma Mia''.  Town meeting, rambling about   
   blogosphere and media vapidity.  Generic compliment for Obama deviously   
   exciting Americans by applying charisma to them.  Electric car battery   
   prize.  Pushes for letting the gas companies take the 18 cents of   
   federal tax as their profit while smashing the inadequate infrastructure   
   budget.  France sucks!  Offshore drilling great cause it will put off   
   useful alternate energy sources.  We need to Solve Social Security.   
      
   	Joel on Big Summer Films: made up as The Joker, going to see   
   Mamma Mia.  Meryl Streep.  Can you hear the drums, Fernando?   
      
   The Steeldrivers:   
   	The Steeldrivers: Blue Side of the Mountain.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)